Worst attempt at a pop-culturally relevant metaphor for the stock market

[eurotrasher]

From the pen of Michael Gerson, Washington Post columnist and former George W. Bush speechwriter

Comments

[rjhatl]

Too bad he never managed to work that into a Dubya speech.

[eurotrasher]

A better analogy from Mr. Gerson would have been: "and the markets gyrated like MC Rove."

[missjungle]

Wow.
Just, wow.