A note on personal hygiene

[eurovladd]

Memo to straight men everywhere, but particularly straight men with whom I find myself sharing a gym changing room:

Lynx deoderant does not smell good. It does not make you hot. It will not make women fawn all over you. There is a reason you can get it at Woolworths for just $2.99. It smells like flyspray. I don't care how bulky your chest is or how

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love it honey.

[anonymous]

it's so true. it's the nasal equivalent of an anvil. it stinks like the scented sand at the bottom of sanitary bins. and i'm INCLUDING the metalic stench of used vaginal napkins in that reference.

christian x

Truer words were never spoken.

[anonymous]

I have been trying to form this thought into tangible sentences for years but I have been too busy gagging every time I am reminded.
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