Yes!! I am out!! Part 9: One Wedding and an Accident.
Ron and Hermione are eager to get married, so soon the whole family (and some random neighbour people looking for a good time) arrive for the party.
Ginny is extremely moody, and a little pissed off that the random underage kid gets to drink.
The best man (Harry) is making his speech before the ceremony. Because he just is. I really don't have much control over these people.
They toast.
Everyone: Kiss! Kiss!
Ron: KISS! KISS!
So they do, but the Weasleys aren't happy.
Ginny is a very bitter ex, Mr and Mrs Weasley are entertained, Ron is nonplussed, and Harry thinks he needs another drink.
Ginny is so angry that she doesn't know what she wants. Mrs Weasley is surprised to see Hermione there. She's had a little too much to drink.
Ginny: Ewwwwww.
Hermione: YO, BITCHES. TIME TO GET MARRIED.
Ginny huffs off.
Time to locate Mrs Weasley.
Quick change, and then they're reading to go.
Mr Granger is very excited, and Hermione is anxious to get this over with.
No Bill, you cannot make money off of this.
The sun sets in time for the ring exchange.
Aww, aren't they ador - WAIT A MINUTE.
There is something wrong with Ron. Mrs Weasley finds it highly amusing. Mrs Weasley also had two bottles of champagne earlier.
Ron walks off, and Hermione's pretzel is broken.
The Grangers all hate Ron, and Hermione is left speechless.
Everyone tries to console Hermione, while Ron waves his arms about frantically. I am so not feeling sympathetic at the moment.
...Well, at least we know why he couldn't get married.
Julie finds this hilarious. Hermione feels much better.
If only he had gone before he left the house...
Hermione is still pretzel-broken.
Oh Ron, you are such an idiot.
Hermione turns to yoga for relaxation.
When it doesn't help, she decides Harry is to blame for all of this. Because when isn't Harry to blame? Exactly.
But wait, Hermione does have a time-turner...
To be Continued...