Jesus christ, what a week ( Read more... )

Y'know what's disturbing? When your sister calls you up to inform you that she went engagement ring shopping with the man she's been dating for just over a month. This following a phone call from the week before, when she asked if I wanted to pick out my own maid of honor dress, or if I'd be fine with her picking it out ( Read more... )

I went out today to find a pair of black flats, because I cannot stand wearing heels all the time anymore. My knees are killing me ( Read more... )

Rasputin says "death to all mankind!"


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Faced with the choices of going to a drunken party, going to a drunken bar, or just staying in and enjoying a quiet new year to ourselves, Adam and I opted for the quiet evening. We watched movies, I worked on a necklace, he rubbed my feet, and then it was bed time at 11:00. We must be getting too old to party. But that's what working full time ( Read more... )

dear students:

you are in college now. so you must have passed the admissions tests, and you must have graduated from high school or received a GED, which means you must have some slight intelligence lurking somewhere within that peanut that you call a brain. Or so I can hope, right?

So is it too much to expect you to oh..I don't know.. write ( Read more... )

jesus. I'm sick again. no bad stomach virus this time, but a mere head cold that is really fucking annoying. If I'm sick on christmas day, I'm going to track down my boss and leave a flaming bag of mucus on her front porch, because she was the one who gave me the cold ( Read more... )

Last night, I stopped by my sister's house. Adam needed gas, so we stopped at the Mac's gas station on highway 44. On each pump was a little handwritten sign, done in black sharpie on squares of white paper. The signs read as follows ( Read more... )

My christmas shopping is nearly done. I did most of it online this year, as I've found that my tolerance for malls has zeroed out, and I honestly just don't have the time anymore to really go out to shop ( Read more... )

When I came home from work tonight, I found Attila dead in his cage. I don't know why he passed away, but he was fine yesterday, lively as usual, no signs of sickness ( Read more... )