Evil ninjas invaded Steve's job, more later.

( The Ninja Side of the Force )

Well, I was in the store the other day, standing on line, buying some coco puffs, when suddenly, a swarm of people, mostly of the younger teenage age, ran up to me, jumping up and down, screaming, wanting my autograph ( Read more... )

Building a new type of minion exclusively of brussel sprouts and string beans is proving tougher than expected, and the smell ( Read more... )

I thought it would be funny to send evil ninjas to make Steve late for work today. Unfortunately, he's been practicing his Jedi training, and to make a long story short, you just can't find good minions nowadays.

It was kinda funny when Ronald (our newest mutant octopus) ate one of his shoes.

Hwa ha ha ( Read more... )

My newest lair is a testiment to my evil intellect. It's one of my old lairs that had been destroyed, we rebuilt it, and put a giant sign on the outside that says Good Guy Lair ( Read more... )

Well, still havn't found a site for my new secret lair.... and the Nemoy clones are getting restless. I've been trying very hard to stop them from forming a union. That's really the last thing that I'd need right now...

Doo-gooders are definately not in short supply anymore. The strike has long since ended, and my frikkin base was shot down. I don't know how, but they shot me down.

So, now I'm sitting in a library, unfortunately not an evil one, typing.

Not much to do now til I can find a new lair.

More later.

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