I love that he calls me and tells me all the stupid shit people try to convince him to do ( Read more... )

So I'm getting ready for work, and the Gerald Ford funeral is on. So being a former Grand Rapids, MI resident, I watch it ( Read more... )

Katie: (about Audrie) How do I get stuck with a prissy, girly, little brat for a daughter?
My Dad: It's called poetic justice.

I KNEW I was related to my dad. Even if he isn't on my birth certificate (true fact!)

So. I don't usually make new years resolutions. But there are a few things I wanna commit to ( Read more... )

OK. So I found a new medium for telling brief versions of things that happen on cotb.us

It in no way replaces my playdough versions 'cuz those are effin' fun too.

Oh yeah. rockin' the sims.

So the wedding update ( Read more... )

Currently Shocked ( Read more... )

Ok, so heres a back story about my sister Lauren (not the psycho-slut, The cool one). My mom thinks she's a depressed psycho who's hell-bent on killing herself because she listens to alternative rock and dies her hair abstract colors (sound familiar? Yeah, it's cuz she's my clone). So now she's died her hair black and I left this comment on her ( Read more... )