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[eva_c]

During a talk about Fight Club, Edward Norton/Brad Pitt, and who was more fangirlish, we hit an interesting point.

pogrebin: And I'd do Marla in a millisecond. "At least she's trying to hit bottom"
Murder of Time: I am disappointingly straight *curses self* :D
pogrebin: Aww *pats* it's all right to be...straight... I mean-- we don't understand it. But we'll

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[tolarian]

*dies* ...Aw, poor Eva. ordencodex is straight--perhaps you two should talk. ;)

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[eva_c]

We should. I need somebody who identifies with me, dammit. When people look at me, all they think is, "She's straight," and I can't have a proper conversation. It's like I'm not human: I'm just straight.

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[tolarian]

Hmm...just nod and smile when wanting to do Marla is mentioned, then steer the conversation to whether Brad Pitt/Edward Norton in Fight Club would be classified as masturbation. Works every time (or so I assume). ;)

Have you tried not being straight? (Sorry... I had to say it.)

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[eva_c]

sedition1917: NO! EDWARD NORTON! ALL EDWARD NORTON! *cough* Or Edward and Brad. I am so convinced of strange schizo!slash between them
sedition1917: :)
Murder of Time: dudette.
Murder of Time: I was thinking the same thing.
Murder of Time: Rather masturbatory, though.
sedition1917: :)
sedition1917: YEAH
sedition1917: But lovely
sedition1917: Nonetheless
Murder of Time: *salivates*
Murder of Time: Brad/Anyone Male is good enough for me

Paraphrased, 'cos my memory's shit.

[0100111]

A: "I thought you were gay."
B: "I'm not! When I kiss Rodney and feel the bristles on his face or the bulge in his pants, I feel nothing but disgust!"
A: "Er-"
B: "But I do love him! And yet our love can never be true! Oh, to be betrayed by my own body... I am ashamed of my heterosexuality."
--Excerpt from Cecil B. Demented. Been a year since I watched it. Fucking funny movie.