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psychomorbidity The first rule of livejournal is: You do not talk about live journal.
The second rule of livejournal is: You do not talk about live journal.
Third rule: Someone yells stop...goes limp...taps out...the journal entry must be cut.
Fourth rule: Only one journal per handle.
Fifth rule: One journal entry at a time.
Sixth rule: No drama. No bullshit.
Seventh rule: Journal entries will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth, a final rule: If this is your first day with a livejournal, you have to post.