FUCK YEAH!!!

[evan_boswell]

So, I singlehandly busted a shoplifter yesterday. It was freaking great, and fortunately for me, the guy was a damned moron

Comments

[christobel]

1)You used the word "son", that is awesome.
2)I wouldnt have let him go for the sole purpose... well for the duo purpose of the fact that he was buying Newlyweds, and he tried to still Nip/Tuck which isnt really that cool. If he bought something cool like firefly and was trying to steel something cool like 2 seasons of arrested development I would have probably let him go... for a small bribe.
3) Yeah that speech is the some cool.

[beensy03]

i forgot about that speech

[dontneedtosayit]

i love it.

[malrath]

Dude... I'll go in there and you can just give me the speech. And make people think I was shoplifting.

[evan_boswell]

Dude...I'll give you the speech, then we can start fighting. Then, we'll get some other dude to just throw a chair, then a whole fuckin' riot will break out.

[anastasia_chan]

You called someone who is not your biological son "son" and are not over 50. That...is worrisome.