not...good...

[evan_duo]

[Private

Comments

[thetawdryslyth]

Aren't we restless.

[evan_duo]

Mantomy is driving me insane Zooey, I flipping need to bang you right now! I can't take it. I've been playing patience again too...it's not good for my bladder...or my eyesight

[thetawdryslyth]

Well, I didn't know I was wanted so badly. Times like these don't you wish you were back at Hogwarts when I was at your disposal at any point in the day or night.

[evan_duo]

Hell. Yes.

[absolfuckingyax]

Will it be me, by chance?

[evan_duo]

No. It wont be.

[absolfuckingyax]

And why ever not?

[evan_duo]

You're not a traitor or non pureblooded
You haven't got on my nerves today
You're not actually anywhere near my flat
and I don't want to.

Continued Private

[absolfuckingyax]

HELLO WE are the ones fucking dying out!

I need a drink... a real hard one. And a good fuck... BUT alas! This castle is filled with nothing but rodents that I wouldn't sleep with even if in some freak twist of fate, Salazar HIMSELF told me to!

Re: Continued Private

[evan_duo]

Want me to send you anything, sadly i cant send protsitutes

Private

[absolfuckingyax]

A will? Some alcohol? A vibrator or two? How about you just send me to hell? I'm sure I'll enjoy it, we both know I need sun.

Re: Private

[absolfuckingyax]

tell you what, I'll just send the alchol and the vibrator. I wont send you to hell.

Not yet anyway.

[_dolohov]

Try killing dogs. Painfully if possibly. It's very relaxing.

private

[evan_duo]

tried that before, but it's not as satisfying.

[fierygryffindor]

I hate to intrude, but I just caught sight of the words you wrote and I just have to ask.

You don't really plan on killing something..... do you?

[evan_duo]

It's more a figure of speech...