First day of school...
...Ha. Like I'm really gonna rant about that right now *cackle* Nah, I don't feel like talking, it was fun, CHELSIE WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WE MISSED YOU?! Yesh. Anyway, I stole this from Erin’s LJ XD It’s very amusing, I felt like doing it with OCs from Ert. Yesh, none of this is serious; no, none of these characters are students, so stop drooling now, all you people who were banking on some raunchy student/teacher/weirdo shite. This is purely humorous, just haff fun…yesh.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Philip
2. Nellewyn
3. Peregrin
4. Amedia
5. Topher
6. Carmilla
7. Turlach
8. Matheus
9. Tomal
10. Seth
11. Lyddie
12. Wynton
Questions
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Carmilla/Turlach: No, and no.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Amedia: Oh yeah, she’s one dead sexy hippie XD
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wynton and Matheus:
Wynton: “…WHEN DID I GET A UTERUS?!?!?!?”
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Tomal: No. That man has been celibate for almost two centuries. He’s not getting any action, like…ever.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nellewyn and Carmilla: I don’t know...Nelle is rather straight, and both of them are rather violent *points to Hit Witch and Necromancer* That could get ugly if either ever got mad.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Topher/Tomal or Topher/Seth: Uhhhh…Topher/Seth, simply because Topher is about 29 and Tomal is over 300…that’s just bad.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
…If Turlach walked in on Nellewyn and Wynton having sex: Probably look around, make sure no one was watching…and join in :P
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Peregrin/Seth: There’s going to be Hell to pay when the girls find out.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Philip/Matheus: Doubt it. But just to be sure, go ask James XD
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Turlach/Wynton: Oh dear…again, two characters that are decidedly homosexual XXD Probably something smooshy like…”We all make mistakes, but…once in a while, they aren’t so bad.” Yeah. Ew. That was bad.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Amedia Deflowering Phil: That’s kind of hard, since Ryleigh kind of took care of that already…I suppose she could always get him high on some of her “special herbs,” and then pounce on him when he wasn’t looking *higgles madly*
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Turlach slash: Whoever reads the Amedia/Turlach stuff certainly does *snigger*
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Peregrin het: See above, and replace Amedia/Turlach with Peregrin/Ryleigh XD
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lyddie: An old member of Ert once drew a picture of a Lyddie plushie; I also have one I drew myself freshman year, and Marisa drew Lydz a while back. She also made my dolls for Lydz when I first started out on Ert XD
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nellewyn/Amedia/Topher: I really hope not.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Seth: LMFAO. I don’t wanna go there, ask Thom *higgles madly*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Matheus: Hmm…probably “Every You, Every Me” by Placebo. If you’ve seen Cruel Intentions, it’s that song that Ryan Phillippe is driving to during the opening credits XD Such a great song, reminds me of Mat for some reason. Probably because he is t3h bastard manwhore. Yesh.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
A pickup line for Nelle to use on Seth: “Baby, you’ve been a bad, bad boyfriend.”
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Carmilla: Leather. Lots and lots of leather. But then, that's no secret. *grin*
20. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Peregrin and Turlach: Oh boy…let’s just go out on a limb and say Peregrin.
21. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Philip and Matheus are in a happy relationship until Matheus suddenly runs off with Amedia. Philip, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lyddie and a brief unhappy affair with Wynton, then follows the wise advice of Topher and finds true love with Peregrin.” Oh. My. God. That’s just messed up.
Title: “Days of Our Brooms”
Who might read it?: James, Kay, and Meg. Just for fun, of course.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Philip
2. Nellewyn
3. Peregrin
4. Amedia
5. Topher
6. Carmilla
7. Turlach
8. Matheus
9. Tomal
10. Seth
11. Lyddie
12. Wynton
Questions
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Carmilla/Turlach: No, and no.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Amedia: Oh yeah, she’s one dead sexy hippie XD
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wynton and Matheus:
Wynton: “…WHEN DID I GET A UTERUS?!?!?!?”
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Tomal: No. That man has been celibate for almost two centuries. He’s not getting any action, like…ever.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Nellewyn and Carmilla: I don’t know...Nelle is rather straight, and both of them are rather violent *points to Hit Witch and Necromancer* That could get ugly if either ever got mad.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Topher/Tomal or Topher/Seth: Uhhhh…Topher/Seth, simply because Topher is about 29 and Tomal is over 300…that’s just bad.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
…If Turlach walked in on Nellewyn and Wynton having sex: Probably look around, make sure no one was watching…and join in :P
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Peregrin/Seth: There’s going to be Hell to pay when the girls find out.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Philip/Matheus: Doubt it. But just to be sure, go ask James XD
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Turlach/Wynton: Oh dear…again, two characters that are decidedly homosexual XXD Probably something smooshy like…”We all make mistakes, but…once in a while, they aren’t so bad.” Yeah. Ew. That was bad.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Amedia Deflowering Phil: That’s kind of hard, since Ryleigh kind of took care of that already…I suppose she could always get him high on some of her “special herbs,” and then pounce on him when he wasn’t looking *higgles madly*
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Turlach slash: Whoever reads the Amedia/Turlach stuff certainly does *snigger*
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Peregrin het: See above, and replace Amedia/Turlach with Peregrin/Ryleigh XD
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lyddie: An old member of Ert once drew a picture of a Lyddie plushie; I also have one I drew myself freshman year, and Marisa drew Lydz a while back. She also made my dolls for Lydz when I first started out on Ert XD
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nellewyn/Amedia/Topher: I really hope not.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Seth: LMFAO. I don’t wanna go there, ask Thom *higgles madly*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Matheus: Hmm…probably “Every You, Every Me” by Placebo. If you’ve seen Cruel Intentions, it’s that song that Ryan Phillippe is driving to during the opening credits XD Such a great song, reminds me of Mat for some reason. Probably because he is t3h bastard manwhore. Yesh.
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
A pickup line for Nelle to use on Seth: “Baby, you’ve been a bad, bad boyfriend.”
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Carmilla: Leather. Lots and lots of leather. But then, that's no secret. *grin*
20. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Peregrin and Turlach: Oh boy…let’s just go out on a limb and say Peregrin.
21. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Philip and Matheus are in a happy relationship until Matheus suddenly runs off with Amedia. Philip, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lyddie and a brief unhappy affair with Wynton, then follows the wise advice of Topher and finds true love with Peregrin.” Oh. My. God. That’s just messed up.
Title: “Days of Our Brooms”
Who might read it?: James, Kay, and Meg. Just for fun, of course.