When I went through the bulk e-mail today, I had spam from one "Jane Connor". At first I thought it said John Connor, then I was disappointed.
I look through that folder every so often, because sometimes the subject lines are funny. Like the time I was just one pill away from being able to "break walls with your huge cock".
It's fun to go to a hardware store to buy an axe. Where else will people not bat an eye while you wander around with a large, deadly weapon?
Sometimes, when driving and alone, I like to yell "fuck" as loudly as I can. Because yelling as loudly as possible isn't acceptable in other contexts, and yelling profanity in particular feels satisfying.
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Also I love the line "Instead, I play like a little schoolgirl with polio."
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*cough and the wind blows*
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I look through that folder every so often, because sometimes the subject lines are funny. Like the time I was just one pill away from being able to "break walls with your huge cock".
It's fun to go to a hardware store to buy an axe. Where else will people not bat an eye while you wander around with a large, deadly weapon?
Sometimes, when driving and alone, I like to yell "fuck" as loudly as I can. Because yelling as loudly as possible isn't acceptable in other contexts, and yelling profanity in particular feels satisfying.
4 is an even number. It's close enough.
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