I think Richard Hell was right on the money when he said;

"Love comes in spurts.
Sometimes it hurts"

True dat, yo.

I don't know, Jeff....It seems to like pimping the Journalism major....
You scored as Journalism. You are an aspiring journalist, and you should major in journalism! Like me, you are passionate about writing and expressing yourself, and you want the world to understand your beliefs through writing.

Journalism
100%
Engineering
75%
Mathematics
67%
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1. name: Evan F ( Read more... )

Last night I fell asleep on the couch. I had a very strange dream that I was able to perform orally.....on myself....

I think I'll sleep on the couch more often.

Need Bass/Keyboard/Lead Guitar for Gay Christian Rock Band!

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Reply to: gigs-106561279@craigslist.org Date: 2005-10-25, 10:31AM PDT

Metropolitan Community Church of Portland is a progressive community of faith welcoming all people (provided you donate a lot of money), ( Read more... )

Once again, my writer's embellishments are in RED

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vanscyoc@earthlink.net in columbia
BASS PLAYER AVAILABLE for All Occasion/Wedding Band. (As long as the occasions are weddings) I Play and read all styles of music (except the ones I don't know), sing backround ( Read more... )

I love to read between the lines, so let's look at this next ad and I will put my comments in RED
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Professional Bass Player Available
9/27/2005
If you need a bass player for a rock or blues cover band, (Don't throw any other styles at me because I'll ( Read more... )

Now THIS guy has the right idea!!!

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MEDIOCURE GUITARIST NOT AVAILABLE 9/1/2005

don't call me, i'm a terrible rhythm guitarist with toy equipment. never in a band and never gigged. tried out for 3 bands and didn't make them. once got cut while on vacation. cut twice by email!! i'll tell ya, i don ( Read more... )

Often in my daily travels, I see signs that the apocalypse is coming, and tonight
was no exception. All I wanted was a cheeseburger, and I ordered it
from the local Chili's restaurant.

Cute sounding girl on the other end of the phone: Thank you for calling Chili's, home
of the Margarita bar. This is Jenn speaking, how may I help you?
Me: Could I get ( Read more... )

I guess the big question on my mind right now would be:
Is anyone on my "friends" list ever going to update again?
Did everyone jump ship and go over to the hip and trendy "My Space"?
Personally, I think "My Space" sucks and Live Journal is the shiznit.
Yeah, I'm Old School. What are you gonna do about it?