Business Plan:

Step 1) Collect Underpants.

Step 2) ???

Step 3) Profit!

Well, I am currently chilling in the MU listening to the interesting night said girl above had last night. Apparently she got "sooooooo drunk" and "hooked up" with Brandon. Tres Exciting! She would also be ranked somewhat close to "Gary Busey" on the Gary Busey Scale of Ugliness.Well, No english again today. My teacher is constantly out of town ( Read more... )

Just got done reading Analects by Confucius. He was a pretty cool guy, and had a lot of really interesting things to say. I am more excited about the Tao te Ching though. I really like eastern philosophy ( Read more... )

Stealing ASU's internet is by far the most satisfying thing I can accomplish in a single day on campus. I mean, they're paying me to go to school here...so I am getting paid to get free wireless internet that is way faster than my cable ( Read more... )

There are three bad things that I can think of about college: university english requirements, people who live on campus, and the college of liberal arts and sciences ( Read more... )

Apparently I am the only person who goes to ASU who enjoys the musical stylings of Screamin' Jay Hawkins.

This week is like one of the only weeks out of the entire semester where I don't have a ridiculous amount of work and studying to be doing. Naturally, I am subsequently consumed with reading books on my list and playing ToME, the most ( Read more... )

College is cool. I'm taking the bus because lot 59 sucks ass, and I get a free buss pass for going to ASU. I am awesome.

I finally moved in, so I am now not living with my parents. It's pretty sweet and stuff.

Yeah, that's about it.

Well, I quit kinko's. I'm pretty happy with that. I'm also ready for school to start, but I have to buy school supplies and stuff ( Read more... )

Damn, it hurts how cool I am.

Just thought I'd share.

Also: Jessica, answer the phone when I call you, jerk.

Man. No updates in a while. A really funny bit on the Andy Milonakis show reminded me to write in my livejournal ( Read more... )