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[evanparsons]

I looked down and could hardly see past my humongous man arm muscles to the body i just had slain with my big golden sword with diamands on it and dragons coming off it and stuff

Comments

[anonymous]

Don't even TRY to front; you stole that from Robert Jordan. I'm SO telling on you.

[anonymous]

yeah? well i would quickly flee the mountain on which you are standing, anonymous, for unbecknownst to you it is actually the back of Groffwind's Sea Stallion! I quickly unsheathed my shiny dagger of punishment, gilded by the tunics of Borohawk!! Due to my nature i will save you!!!! faster than anything EVER i threw it towards the great beasts infuriating hide, instantly killing it. it screamed in torturous pain as it fell, all the way down as if in slow motion.
I spat, and laughed a hearty, yet knowing laugh.

[christalk]

i'm laughing.

[jellyfishouch]

i feel like your livejournal is a bit lopsided. do you feel that way too

[anonymous]

hey bumpkin
stop competing
and start loving

[jellyfishouch]

sorry ev
the last comment was from me.