Okay, first off, I highly doubt that no one will kiss you. You are totally cute, don't even worry about it! Jeez. I bet Twyla'd kiss you!!! ;)
As for the baldness. Look at your grandpas... especially your mom's dad. Are they bald? And if you were *going* to go bald, I would think it would probably be showing up with the scoopy style hair line by now. You know, like Christian Slater? He's probably going to end up with Caesar hair fo sho.
I will make you a promise. If you ever end up bald and no one in the world will kiss you, I will give you a kiss, even if I'm married. I'll put it in the prenup. That way you won't have to always be sad. Then I'll go on the internet and go on and on about how good of a kisser that bald Evan guy is. I'll help you get your pimp-vibe back. PLUS, if you go bald, just shave your head. It looks much better. No comb-overs. Yoiks.
first of all, it seems you and i share the tendancy to pointlessly worry about things that 'might' happen far, far in the future.
second, Rogaine??
haha, just kidding.
who knows if you will bald? no one. if it happens, it will when it will. if it doesnt, great. you have your hair and can stick to the head you're used to looking at. if it does, please don't fight it. no toupees. no combovers. you dont even need to shave your head. (but please dont grow the hair long in the back to make up for what's missing up top)
men who bald were meant to bald. there is nothing wrong with the way they look. a handsome man is a handsome man.
blah blah blah blah blah. calm down
ps. have you ever seen my dad's eyebrows? i used to worry that mine would look like that when i got older.
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Okay, first off, I highly doubt that no one will kiss you. You are totally cute, don't even worry about it! Jeez. I bet Twyla'd kiss you!!! ;)
As for the baldness. Look at your grandpas... especially your mom's dad. Are they bald? And if you were *going* to go bald, I would think it would probably be showing up with the scoopy style hair line by now. You know, like Christian Slater? He's probably going to end up with Caesar hair fo sho.
I will make you a promise. If you ever end up bald and no one in the world will kiss you, I will give you a kiss, even if I'm married. I'll put it in the prenup. That way you won't have to always be sad. Then I'll go on the internet and go on and on about how good of a kisser that bald Evan guy is. I'll help you get your pimp-vibe back. PLUS, if you go bald, just shave your head. It looks much better. No comb-overs. Yoiks.
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oops i mean, sorry to hear that dude. hope that works out for you.
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second, Rogaine??
haha, just kidding.
who knows if you will bald? no one. if it happens, it will when it will. if it doesnt, great. you have your hair and can stick to the head you're used to looking at. if it does, please don't fight it. no toupees. no combovers. you dont even need to shave your head. (but please dont grow the hair long in the back to make up for what's missing up top)
men who bald were meant to bald. there is nothing wrong with the way they look. a handsome man is a handsome man.
blah blah blah blah blah.
calm down
ps. have you ever seen my dad's eyebrows? i used to worry that mine would look like that when i got older.
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