HILARIOUS

[evaporated_]

if you've ever taken a chemistry course, you may or may not find this hilarious:

two electrons walk into a bar, but since we know they're walking, we have no idea what bar they're in.

astrophysics students are the greatest. minus our exam on wednesday... . .. i'm gunna go study.

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[slysly]

or by watching them, you may have changed their minds...

[evaporated_]

GOOD ONE!!!! : ) : )

[slysly]

ahh, grade 11 chemistry/physics/biology...the trio of pain and anguish.

BUT, i do remember the Mr. Walchyshian (how the fuck do you spell his name?) heart picture...

[swaggerandsway]

i spend most of life hating science so hard but that is a DELIGHT
hehehe

[birdflew]

Two hydrogen atoms run into each other, and one says to the other "Why do you look so sad?".
"I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."

But my favourite joke ever (which is totally not science related in any way) is:

Two balloons are flying through a desert when one says to the other "Watch out for the cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssss" :(

[crucials]

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender:

"I'd like a beer"

The bartender says "okay" and serves up a beer..

The neutron asks "How much will that be?"

The bartender says "For you?..."

"No charge"