I want to snog a guy...

Aug 28, 2004 16:06

...In the rain
...In a pool
...Under water
...Upside-down
...In an elevator
...Into a wall/corner
...In general.

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amzspiderman August 30 2004, 17:24:01 UTC
yeah...
"what an aweful word... snog..."

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evegryffindor August 30 2004, 19:33:36 UTC
It's better than saying "make-out."

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teh_brock August 31 2004, 14:39:07 UTC
No, I'm going to agree with Tom. "Snog" is far too close to the word "snark."

Brock Family Definition of "Snark":

snark, v. - The pressing of a nose across the body, ex. "Gah! The dog just snarked it's nose down the ass of my pants!" or "Haha, did you see that kid snark his snotty nose on his mom's blouse?"

Thus, I find the word "snog" entirely inappropriate.

...but I still adhere that "The Whacky Macky" is still an excellent synonym for "sex." Nobody agrees on that but me, but damnit, it just sounds so right.

-Brock

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teh_brock August 31 2004, 14:44:02 UTC
Oh, and for me, two people "making-out"...that's "slobberin'."

...sure, won't win me any dates for saying that, but one time, I saw these two kids making out at a stoplight, and damn, they weren't even coming up for air. They must have been just pushing the same masses of O2 back and forth or something. It was nuts.

And that, frie...er...acquaintances, I guess, is an example of a hypothesis Carly concocted long ago. Analyze this post to find for yourself.

-Brock

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