From Tom

[evegryffindor]

1)Ask me an awkward question.
2)I'll give you an answer (even though I may screen it)
3)Post this meme in your journal.

Comments

[amzspiderman]

what's it like to have boobs?

[evegryffindor]

Ahhh...boobs. They have their ups and downs.

Ups:
-Fun to play with
-Fun to have others play with them
-Soft and squishy
-They help you get your way
-They make out clothes fit right

Downs:
-Sometimes they get in the way
-During...certain times of the month...they can get sore
-Guys stare at them
-Bras can be bothersome

I also have some personal issues with my chesticals, but only Close Girlfriends and Boyfriend get to know what. :P

[halo_oni]

No comment.

[brkfstattiffis]

Do you like it better on top or on bottom?

[evegryffindor]

Bottom!

When your arms are underneath the other person's in a hug, you get enveloped by the hug and it's all warm, and safe and cozy. :D

That wasn't very awkward. :P

[halo_oni]

I must truly lead a sheltered life.*sigh*

[evegryffindor]

Why's that?

By the way...who the fuck are you?

[halo_oni]

Do you think the pope has maturbated in his life?

[evegryffindor]

It is my beliefe that all males (and most females--don't lie, ladies!) beat off. Once he decided he wanted to be Pope, he probably tried to restrain himself. But come on...Never, ever coming to orgasm in your life? I'd pity him.

[kewlzenmaster]

He would probably break his wrist, and Tay, where did that come from? Do you think about old dudes jacking off all the time or what, because that is just NASTY!

[brkfstattiffis]

Haha! The bible says if your right hand causes you to sin cut it off. Based on that...we ought to see a lot of one handed Catholic priests. I think they're hiding something.