But you have neverending access to Turkish Delight! In flavors other than rose and lemon! It's probably served to you on huge silver platters at every restaurant and left on your pillow by the Turkish Delight Fairy every morning!
According to Kamran, you can get them at the cafeteria in the Google offices. Which is more than enough reason for me to switch jobs today.
I would also add that if you really loved your son, you'd feed those to him for breakfast tomorrow. And every day henceforth. Because choosy moms choose Jif THE LUTHER BURGER.
Why I am I the only commenter so far that has no affinity for disgusting food combos? Grape jelly & mustard sauce, deep-fried cheesecake, and this...monstronsity.
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In fact, I could eat both of those, I reckon. And woe to the person who tries to take one away from me.
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Life without bacon, though? That's a sacrifice.
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I would also add that if you really loved your son, you'd feed those to him for breakfast tomorrow. And every day henceforth. Because choosy moms choose Jif THE LUTHER BURGER.
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I think I'd spew if I saw this in real life. Euw.
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