I'm only mad that she's not marrying ME.

[evelynnash]

Saturday night while I was bowling, my best friend Tracey texted me to say, "I'll be up late if you want to call me when you're done!" When what she really meant was, "OMG OMG CALL ME NOW YOU STUPID WHORE BECAUSE I'M DYING TO TELL YOU THAT I JUST GOT ENGAGEDSo after weeks of badmouthing her boyfriend for spending money on DVDs and flatscreen

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[electricsun]

Yay Tracey!

And at the science center?!