My-cock's-a-floppin.

dont worry, its a joke about shitty commercials

This is the e-mail she sent to jack thompson. the scum of the earth ( Read more... )

well my mom says the internet might not be cut off, but even if it doesnt we're switching to something cheaper

our internet and cable is gonna be cut off in a few days. costs too much, 99.93 a month. we'll get back VERY basic cable and we'll find a new ISP soon enough, but it'll suck when internet goes down for a few days. dont give a damn about cable

i got a new sword, but my camera isnt workin, so i cant show it

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian ( Read more... )

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher66.html

it wont get funny till you're almost done, but its the greatest thing iv read in years

Battlegrounds on WoW is the funnest thing in the world.

Houston and I turned getting ambushed by a 28 undead warrior into my first honor kill. *happy dance*

ME not eating for 16 hours.