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[evenatari]

i shall now use this insomnia to tell you all a story. a story of great moral value. listen well, my children.

Long ago, before the world was shrouded in evil and my innocence was as fresh as the spring, i attended an Elvis Costello concert. While there, i saw something. something that was to forever change the very fiber of my being. He wore a

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[5paced0ut]

*masturbates* Wow, that was so good! It got me off at least twice in the time it took me to write this comment.

PS these are the fingers I use to masturbate.