Stupid England

[eveningair]

This really annoyed me. After like 16 teenagers were knifed up good in London this year, what does it take to spark the public outcry and mass protests that the first knifing merited? Can you guess? Celebrity endorsement, through the unfortunate circumstances of Ben Kinsella's untimely kniferation.
People of England, another let down.

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say wot

[muloc]

You mean the sun can't compare to a piece of paper with some words printed on it? Ban knives! babies of baby boomers should only have access to a generic and heavily blunted spork!

Sorry, I can't move my limbs at the moment, and it seems that muscular atrophy has also transferred to my mind.