George Carlin is f'ing brilliant.

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Once again I have seemingly forgotten about this journal. That's not entirely true, my life has just been boring lately and, unlike a lot of people, I don't enjoy posting mundane details about my life. For some people, journals are just a place to name-drop and list a bunch of crap that you did the previous day to make yourself seem cooler than

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But omg, JC, WHO ELSE AM I GOING TO TELL ALL MY CRAP TO!? :O THE SKUNK STUFF IS SO IMPORTANT! I JUST WANT YOU TO LIKE ME AND APPRECIATE ME FOR WHO I REALLY AM AS A PERSON! PLEASE?????