you're just damage control;
05 | the ship where your favorite scene is the most dysfunctional one
"I was your Watcher, Faith. I know the real you - and even if you kill me, there is just one thing I want you to remember."
"What's that, love?"
"You - are a piece of sh.."
"You should talk, huh?"
"Did you ever wonder if things would have been different - if we'd never met. What if you'd had Buffy - and Giles would have been my Watcher?
You think you'd still be here right now? Or would Giles be sitting in that chair? Or is it just like fate. You know, there is no choice. You were gonna be here no matter what. You think about that stuff? Fate - and destiny.
I don't.
Not that any of this is your own fault. But since this may be the last chance we will have to unload on each other, I feel that it is kind of my duty to tell you that if you'd been a better Watcher, I might have been a more positive role model! Face it, Wesley, you really were a jerk. Always walking around as if you had some great big stake rammed up your English Channel.
... I think I want to hear you scream."
"You never will."
"... Admit it, Wesley, didn't you always kind of have the hots for me?"
= OTP
Honorable mentions:
+ that awkward moment when a knock-down-drag-out-fight is foreplay for house-destroying sex = yay
+ that awkward mid-coital attempted murder of small children (the things we do for love) = yay
+ that awkward moment when he snaps your brother's neck in front of you = yay
+ that awkward moment when he almost murders you at the same site of your parents' death = yay
+ that awkward boxing match ending in literal weeping and hugging = yay
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