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Welcome to The Chronicles of Blake Christopher Columbus
issue # 156
unexpectedly, ol' Blakey boy didn't expect
his arch rival to rear it's pink and heart-shaped
face this year.
In no panic he prepared himself for
VALENTINE'S DAY
DUN DUN DUUUNN!!!
this would be a harder defeat than Blake could realize.
so sudden-stuck by Valentine's Day's sneaky approach;
his unifying trusty hair had not been straightened.
lacking his power to swoon any individual... Blake proceeded
to concur all equipped with the proper apparatus band t-shirt.
POW!
BAM!
BATMAN SOUNDS!!!
this was only the beginging.
the battle had not yet been won.
issue#157
Besides fighting off
conglomerate nemeses, conspiring law enforcement, unreasonable parents,
uncontrollable headaches, and gas prices... Blake's ultimate
Kriptonite happens to be the prettiest of them all.
she plans picnics at the zoo with him.
Blake must not let his guard down.
Danger can strike at any moment.
rest a sured, he is safest
around this wonder woman of her own.
thus she has the prettiest smile blinding all enemies to the ground,
mad super Nintendo Mario skills, "booty shorts"... that I won't bother
to explain and THE BEST CUP CAKES EVER MADE.
zoo.
keep yours super senses open, ol' blakey boy.
A secret Asian identity he may go by.
Everything can be fun and games for the young boy.
Giant bugs and whales are attacking the children's playing area!
Hurry Blake Christopher Columbus!
Save the children!!!
seems his love interest is as trusty as his hair.
Now that evil has perished, it was time to enjoy his day
with his lovely girlfriend.
Keeping the world from danger so much, Blake has willing citizens
to help capture cute moments with his lady-love.
straight up doofus.
Blake's energy supply.
taketh away, he dies.
The treacherous waters will even consume footwear.
this monkey business posses no threat
Another power source.
Now that all enemies are gone, our savior
enjoys a nice picnic with his sidekick.
snot.
THE END
sunrises or sunsets?
whenever i get nervous, i put my hands in my armpits
and then i smell then like this.
Amanda.
don't get sick
Some boys and i made a little trip to new orleans
to see blessthefall and showbread.
it was a good show and some fun times.
i only took pics of blessthefall because i don't know.
doom doom boom boom YEEEAAH!
let's play a game.
find blake's top lip.
it was only 10:30.
if we lost some time, then we'll make it up
