Weekend Update (on friday...IN YOUR FACE TINA FAYE!!!!)

[everafterkid]

BREAKING NEWS!***ELEPHANTS ATTACK INDIANS, AL QAEDA BLAMED!***SWISS MONKS SELL DOGS, RIOTS ENSUE!***MOUNT ST. HELENS ERUPTS, GEOLOGIST WINS BIG IN OFFICE POOL!So yeah...thats whats going on in the world right now. Not much going on here...just kind sitting here and waiting for the phone to ring or something...just so I can feel useful. I'm done for

Comments

[pianorcker]

you wouldn't happen to be bored, now would you?

*snerk* although the Mt. St. Helens one is my favorite, I have to tell you.

[everafterkid]

what? me? bored? Where would you get that crazy idea?

[pianorcker]

hmmmmmmm. let me see.....ah, yes, it's my psychic abilities. they become sharply tuned after figuring out how to calculate the price elasticity of demand.