whoa.

[everdrew]

i already wrote this once, so i'm just copying and pasting this ish, because i'm already pissed

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[jamieslikewhoa]

Take the mat back from him when he has the door open. Get a camera and set it up so that it tapes your door while you are gone. That way you get him on tape stealing it back, if he tries to steal it back. Then, call the cops tell them what's up and get him in trouble :D. We had some ex-bf of my sisters egging our house because she broke up with him. We called the cops the next day to get him in trouble, but they said we would actually have to catch him in the act and tackle him and hold him untill they got there. So we got a little camera to set up outside ($100) and the fucker never came back. The moral of this long story - set up your web cam or something to catch him red handed, because if you don't stand up for your ugly $3 doormat, he will take advantage and even possibly break in for more stuff.

whatchoo talkin bout, willis?!

[everdrew]

how am i supposed to afford a camera to set up outside to record this ish if i can't even afford another $3 door mat?
my webcam won't stretch that far, even if i somehow managed to either set it up outside, in which case it would be totally obvious, or figure out how to set it up inside the window enough for it to record shit going on outside my door, which is virtually impossible. sorry.

Re: whatchoo talkin bout, willis?!

[jamieslikewhoa]

Uh go buy one, use it and then take it back within 30 days. It's the principle that he took YOUR mat. It's easier to buy another one, but hell, he will just take it again if you don't do something.

Re: whatchoo talkin bout, willis?!

[everdrew]

this is true. and yet, i'm still lazy. got any quick fixes for laziness? :D

[jamieslikewhoa]

Oh, and how are those ghosts of yours? Still doing stuff to you? Did you ever find out who else lived there or figure out who they could be?

yeap.

[everdrew]

they're around, they say what's up to me every once in a while, but i stopped doing the motion detector thing, mainly coz i'm really lazy and i have 400 megs of free space on my computer

[aqueousecho]

what she ^ said.

and how do u find out the meaning of your name?

name thing!

[everdrew]

http://www.kabalarian.com/

[inkychu]

maybe you should just get a personalized doormat which has your full name on it.

or get another doormat and somehow permanently put your full name on the bottom and wait for him to steal THAT one and then confront them.

Or call the police! heh.

complain to the landlord.

Or just ask him about it. Like when you walk by his house next time. say "Hi. nice doormat."
or even "Hey that's a nice doormat, where'd you get it? I've been looking for a nice doormat."

Or "Hey that's a nice doormat, where'd you get it I've been looking for a new doormat EVER SINCE MY DOORMAT WAS STOLEN."

ahahah.

[everdrew]

i told my manager about it today, and she was like, wow. that's really weird because.. he seems nice? i'm like yea, i know. so.. i don't know. she's like "well, we'll write it in his records just in case something does happen later, and we have that as a reference. and you let me know if he does steal anything else of yours and we'll file a report with the police, even if it's just another ugly doormat."
so, that was kind of cool.
but i doubt i'll be doing anything else. because, he's hot. so i can't talk to him without stuttering, and i don't look mean and willing to take him on to get my doormat back if i'm stuttering.

Re: ahahah.

[inkychu]

wow, he's hot?
the way you described him made him sound like some kind of malevolent trashy hick.

i guess he's a wolf in hot sheepy clothing.

Re: ahahah.

[everdrew]

no, he's totally hot. he's just kind of.. scary. with the whole WHAT BITCH look. but definitely hot.