The Art of Christmas Sneakery As Done By An Expert

[everjaime]

Christmas 2007. Dan and I exchange presents.

He goes first. He knows what he's getting. He's known for months. If I didn't tell him, he would have picked up The Simpsons Movie the second it came out and laid waste to my gift idea.

Now, it's my turn.

I gingerly tear off wrapping paper and there, staring me in the face in big white letters are the words

Comments

[shellymm]

"five six ace"?!?! LMAO!

[everjaime]

Hey man, West Palm keeps it gangsta.

Like my sister says, "I'm from El Dub (Lake Worth). Your threats mean nothing!"

[such_a_person]

I've never once said that.
The closest I've come is "I'm from the L.Dub so all of your threat are empty." and it refers not to the thuggery of West Palm, but merely me trying to be hip and cool.

[everjaime]

Damn my shoddy paraphrasing. And isn't thuggery synonymous with hip and cool? At least, that's what the MTV tells me.