Because life is like a mop...

[everloyal]

An apple a day... may come in useful when the Bill Fernys of life pop their ugly faces out from behind the hedge.

FWAP-thud!

I need a metaphorical Samwise right now. Or at the very least an occasional Stanley Spadowski.

Comments

[primsong]

I want a Stanly Spadowski too - but only if he has an 'off' switch... Waste of a good apple?