today we were walking over weyburn... the grass was damp and the setting sun was hitting the dewdrops at just the perfect angle so that each of them was a tiny prism.

the grass was literally covered in tiny rainbows. it was so amazing. so trippy. one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen. i just wish i could have shared it with more

new arcade fire, new feist, new ratatat. complete albums. easily downloadable zip files. totally free. totally safe.

i <3 lj music communities.

what the fuck why are dudes so hesitant to take chicks on camping trips?

lamelamelamelame my dude friends suck lame.

sarah told me they snuffed her in a similar mannar. fuck that. we are woodsy strong chicks. we can pitch tents and start fires and climb mountains.

i called my mom for emotional support this evening. obviously an irrational decision. she was asking me relationshippy questions, and then: "you just want to have guys fall in love with you ( Read more... )

Well today I got a promotion for no good reason.

So what I lack in bitches i'll make up for with cold hard cash.

If life is a game I want to WIN ( Read more... )

i was out of your league
and you were twenty thousand underneath the sea

Did anybody else see the ads in the powell bathroom library for girls taking low-dose birthcontrol... apparently they'll pay you $50 to masterbate (they provide 7 minutes of porn and a vibrator) while they examine the bloodflow to your clittorus.

i would have peed myself laughing but i was already peeing.

i was bored and i googled my last name and found out my dad was mentioned in the economist.

http://www.economist.com/science/displayStory.cfm?story_id=4269858

cool. i cant imagine a more awesome publication.

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