Devon's Sunday Morning Shift

[everton]

So Devon was working Sunday Morning, and she felt the need to tell me this story.  Why?  Because she's Devon

Comments

Aw

[stevendougherty]

It's too bad she didn't just say, "You look more like a thimble kinda guy."

Re: Aw

[everton]

Indeed that would have been excellent.

[mwanamai]

I was going to say "Oh my god, it's just like a real penis, only smaller!" but yours would have worked to.

*runs off to read the Smallville Review

[cheatingwhore]

I don't think it's one of those stories.

Although, I'm not sure the kind of story you don't repeat exists in my little universe.

and I'm really happy that Target is basically the kind of store where nothing like that will ever happen to me. *shudder*

[everton]

I almost told you this story in an IM last night with the header, "Thank Goc! you work at Target"