Dear Victoria's Secret,

[every12seconds]

First, may I just say that I don't know if that apostrophe is necessary and honestly I don't care. I realize that bought several items from you a month or so ago during your semi-annual sale. I don't really understand why you keep emailing me. Every single day. Of my life. Sometimes several times a day. I have tried to email you and ask that

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[discabcutie]

I am in the same pickle with Express, Borders and um... Olga's Kitchen.

[dreambrother83]

ugh, express. they even send the dudes links to all their lady sales. obviously because dudes always tell ladies about "hey, girlfriend, i got this here email..."

[discabcutie]

Well then, you must know by now that Skin is In!!!

[couchinthesun]

seriously. same problem. terrible.

[mrsfancypants]

Victoria's secret is that she has a thing for mass emails.