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1. Your Full name:
Marisa Jeanne Lorbeer
2. Do you feel like your name fits you?
My first name is a lot like me, awkward and weird. Jeanne is far too exotic and weird for me. I hate my last name.
3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name?
I'm just part of the 8 9 5 0 9 Mosh Squad.
4. Where were you born?
Scottsdale
5. Where do you live?
Reno AKA the No-Town, Skeeno, etc.
6. Do you like to travel?
OMG HELL YES
7. What is your birthday?
July 17th, 1985
8. Do you have siblings?
Two, Cameron & Julia
9. Do you have pets?
Two cats and a dog
10. Which was the happiest year of your life?
17. That's when I cut out the bullshit and learned how to live.
11. How old do you wish you were?
I'm pretty comfortable being almost 20.
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself?
A dead fetus.
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway)
Another dead fetus
14. How would this movie end?
Someone screaming and falling from a cliff.
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?
Infamous
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
All my internal organs would just give out cause I'd be 129 years old.
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
Heart attack brought on by morbid obesity.
18. How long do you plan on living?
I'm terrfied of getting old. No more living after 64.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
"You make me feel like a natural woman", thanks to Tara.
20. Sing any commercial jingle.
I want chicken, I want liver...meow mix, meow mix please deliver.
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
Magnesium
22. Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert?
Apparently I'm better at playing the extrovert, but I'm usually both.
24. Creation or evolution?
Evolution
25.Action or reaction?
Action.
26. Unity or individuality?
I'm about individuality enhancing unity. You know?
27. Hugs or drugs?
x hugs x
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
I'm down with the veggies
29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgecicle?
Urg, neither
30. Fight or flight?
Flight, as in the one I'm taking to the east coast
31. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Genghis Khan
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?
Hitler.
33. What happened in the last dream you remember?
I had crazy ass dreams about being in Michigan with Alex and Alix.
34. Do nice guys really finish last?
No, I don't believe they do.
35. What are your favorite boy names?
I love the name Brian. I hate when people spell it with a y, like my cousin.
36. What are your favorite girl names?
I'm going to name my little girl Philadelphia Jeanne and people can call her PJ. Yes, she'll hate me. No I don't care.
37. Open minded or closed?
Open. Duhhh
38. White bread or wheat bread?
I'm totally in love with sourdough.
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
Neither sounds particularly pleasant.
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?
Nothing cause I hate toys.
41.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rock star.
42. What were your favorite childhood toys?
Barbies, plush toys, etc.
43. What was your first pet?
3 goldfish, Oscar Mayer, Coolio, and Sally
44. what annoys you?
Toooooooo much.
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman tv show?
I personally liked pow!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
A lot.
47. The glass... half empty or half full?
Half full, suckers.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities.
Ahahahaha, reminds me of Tim and his anarchist underwear.
49. Mc Donalds happy meals.
Ick
50. Reality shows.
Lame, lame, lame.
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?
Vegan gummy bears from France
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Deep sea dive, I'm in love with the water.
53. Paper or plastic?
Paper
54. What position do you sleep in?
On my side.
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
I sleep right in the middle, taking up much space. It forces cuddling on anyone who sleeps with me.
56. Sweet or sour?
Sweet
57. What was your favorite after school special?
in elementary: chip n dale. darkwin duck. duck tales.
middle school: Boy Meets World
high school: n/a
58.What is your favorite word?
Tunnelvision! Moshitude, thrashosity, radicality, duder, dudette, chocophilosophy, etc.
59. Beach or mountains?
Beach
60. Mounds or almond joy?
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?
CONSTANTLY.
62. To give or to recieve?
I like giving. So shoot me.
63. Chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate
64. Do you have any nicknames?
Mo.
65. What does your name mean?
It's Latin for "of the sea" which is probably why I love the ocean so much
66. Have you ever fainted?
Fat kids don't faint
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?
Mad crush on my band teacher in high school (Mr. Willis, NOT Mr. Bob)
68.What was the last thing you ate?
A veggie sub sandwich
69.Do you have any bad habits?
Tons, but why accentuate the negative?
WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
70. Grey?
The acceptable way to spell it in America is "gray." "Grey" will be marked wrong on second grade spelling tests. :(
71. Human?
Being!
72. Fruit loop?
Toucan Sam
73. Glove?
Fits like a...
74. Plum?
Cake, omgz.
75. Structure?
The SYSTEM.
76. Race?
Running and sweating.
77. Heart?
Aorta.
78. Parasite?
GERMS
79. What was your first happy memory?
Throwing chocolate pudding at my brother over his Tony the Tiger wristwatch.
80. What was your first unhappy memory?
I don't know
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
The Middle Ages.
82.What would Jesus do?
Drive a Honda and pick his kids up from the mall
83. Make up a word and define it.
chocophilosophy--the study of how the meaning of life can be found in a Mars Bar
84. Favorite kool aid flavor?
Grape
85. Favorite pick up line?
Your thighs are like peanut butter--easy to spread. I will fall in love with anyone who tells me this.
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
Dee Snider
87. What did you like to make believe as a child?
I used to run an orphanage for my stuffed toys.
88. Did you have an imaginary friend?
Yes
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion?
Castle
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself.
Nope
91. Do it fast or do it right?
All together now
92.What was the last book you read?
Pu-239 and Other Russian Fantasies, by Ken Kalfus. So fucking good.
93. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, twice.
94. Random fact about you......
I used to have webbed feet.
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair
96. What is your favorite cereal?
Honey Bunches of Oats
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
Polish
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
No
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
Yeah, what an experience!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?
Yes
101. Ghosts?
Yes
102. God?
103. Big foot?
No
104. Soul mates?
Yes
105. Aliens?
I don't know
106.Angels?
No
107. Loch ness monster?
No
108. Heaven and hell?
No
109. The Zodiac?
I really try not to get suckered into this, but yes...I do have a like for that kind of stuff.
110. Love at first sight?
yes.
111. Karma?
Yes
12.Vampires?
No. So quit trying.
113. If you had any super power, what would it be?
If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance.
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?
All of it.
115. Name something nostalgic.
Hair cutting parties in a hotel room in Ashland, Oregon.
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?
Black (dark) hair, pale skin, sense of humor, good taste in music, WELL READ, intelligent, skinny, tattoos, beards, omg.
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
Idiocy, brainlessness, no sense of humor, never touched a book!
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you?
I don't remember compliments, they're all so generic
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?
Velma
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?
Ghetto boyz and girlz
121. Beer or wine?
X X X
123. You cant sleep. What do you do?
Get online, listen to Euro youth crew
124. Do you wear jewelry?
No
125. What is your favorite smell?
Ocean scents
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
1920s, 1980s
127. Which is your favorite month of the year?
May or June
128. Do you smoke?
No
129. Do you drink?
No
130. What was your favorite subject in school?
English, history, microbiology
131. What was your worst subject in school?
Math
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
None of them! I can't make this choice!
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
Ahahahahahahhaha, FUCK.
134. Do you truly know who you are?
No
135. Are you superstitious?
No
136. Are you sentimental?
Not a whole lot
137. How many times a day do you eat?
FAT KIDS EAT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
Main idea
139. What is your favorite pie?
Apple
140. Have you ever been close to death?
In retrospect, no...not really.
141. Do you like roller coasters?
Yes
142. Apples or oranges?
Oranges
143. Are you hyperactive?
No
144. Do you talk in your sleep?
NO BUT MARI DOES
145. What is your favorite holiday?
None of them.
146. Do you go to church?
No
147. At what age do you think you will be married?
I may never get married. I don't spend too much time rushing my future.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
Vegan restaurant owner
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Scott
150. What is your weakness?
People with charm, beautiful smiles, and band tattoos.
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Requiem for a Dream
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Orange!
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Lime
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? Which ones?
Vicodin, codeine, percoset, metformin
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?
No
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious?
gum is gum, dont waste my time
157. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck
158. Do you have any STD's? Shut up. No.
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Missoula, Montana (hahaha). Philadelphia, PA. Anywhere in the Midwest.
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Australia, Czech Republic (next year!), Scotland, Wales.
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
No
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?
Don't remember
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Yes
165. How tall are you?
5’6"
166. How tall would you like to be?
I'm fine the height I am
167. Your current mood:
Radtastic
168. Do you dress up for halloween?
Yes
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Almost!
170. What is your favorite lucky charm?
the Red balloon!
171. What color of underwear are you wearing?
Light blue
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
Currently, younger.
173. Do your exes look alike?
No.
174. Do your exes act alike?
No
175. Have you ever been in love?
Der.
176. What is your favorite kids movie?
Hercules...
177. Have you ever hallucinated?
Yes, FUCK YOU PAIN KILLER COCKTAIL!
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
See far above
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
this one too.
180. Have you ever been on a blind date?
No
181. Would you want to be cloned?
Fuck yes, the world needs more of me.
182. Have you ever peed in public?
Yes
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
Generally optimistic
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus?
Classmates
185. Pancakes or waffles?
Both
186. Are you on a diet?
kind of
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Your perception is off
188. Do you always want what you cant have?
No
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on?
No, I either don't talk to them or just act like myself
190. Have you ever been arrested?
LAW ABIDING CITIZEN
191. Can you cook?
No
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out?
No
193. Do you have any allergies?
yes
194. Ketchup or catsup?
Ketchup
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? If so, what is it?
Experience everything you can and learn from it.
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
Stuff that happened
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil?
We all have a bit of both in ourselves.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
A llama!
199.What does your power animal say to you?
shut up motherfucker and quit screaming
200. End this survey with a quote:
I have onion juice in my eye.