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[everylight]

i need some checks that don't suck. once i saw someone that had wonderwoman checks, but i can't find them anywhere. all of the check places on the internet have really nasty designs.

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[trickymartin]

Im posting jokes randomly, here's yours!

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks for a turkey on her right inner thigh and a Christmas Tree on my left inner thigh.

The tattoo guy looks at her and says, "If you don't mind me asking, why do you want those tattoos in those spots?"

The woman looks at him and replies, "My husband is always complaining he has nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

[everylight]

i've heard a much shorter version of that used like a pick up line!
i like my joke. thank you :)

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[trickymartin]

you are so very welcome:)