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Nov 06, 2010 14:40

All right look: Can someone tell me what the fuck this place is and what I'm doin' here that's not gonna talk Bible at me?

right fuckin agitated

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thegooddrjones November 6 2010, 18:50:01 UTC
Welcome aboard, I'm sorry, I'm afraid that you've ended up here at a rather odd time. I'm assuming you're an inmate, and you've died at home. Basically... you're here to earn a second shot at your life.

I'm Martha, and I'm a warden here and the head of the infirmary.

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everymansdevil November 6 2010, 18:55:23 UTC
See, was that so fucking hard?

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thegooddrjones November 6 2010, 19:16:56 UTC
Apparently not. I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

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everymansdevil November 6 2010, 19:18:12 UTC
Folks call me Top Dollar.

Probably makes a good deal less sense in this locale but it's the only one you're gonna get.

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rass_bestie November 6 2010, 18:51:17 UTC
It's a transdimensional barge where inmates, after apparent deaths (apparent to themselves, included), are sent to be 'redeemed', according to their files.

We are each assigned a warden to help us do this.

The Admiral is the one who picks the inmates and the wardens.

The wardens are here due to a deal struck in a time of need.

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everymansdevil November 6 2010, 18:55:38 UTC
Who's the Admiral?

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rass_bestie November 6 2010, 18:59:59 UTC
He's the man who you will never see or even you do you don't remember. He pilots the ship.

Occasionally, you will hear him make announcements on the comm.

He does this for three reasons: Port, invariably dangerous to your person, flood or more accurately, a dimensional instability, where your personality will change to varying degrees, from a compulsion to outright believing that you are a different person with a complete history of your own, and finally, warden/inmate assignments. This takes place on a bimonthly basis.

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everymansdevil November 6 2010, 19:02:02 UTC
So how do you explain people that meet him not remembering him?

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emptyyourself November 6 2010, 19:02:42 UTC
Talk...bible?

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everymansdevil November 6 2010, 19:04:13 UTC
Did I stutter, mister?

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emptyyourself November 6 2010, 19:08:21 UTC
Stuttering may have made your meaning clear.

Who, exactly, was trying to convert you?

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everymansdevil November 6 2010, 19:12:02 UTC
Didn't get a name from them.

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a_bit_put_upon November 6 2010, 21:44:30 UTC
A thousand pardons; I've been ensconced in other duties, and consequently remiss in my communications.

Hello, I'm the Doctor. It looks as if you've got the basic outline of most of our oddities and happenings, but should you have further questions, I'll be happy to answer to the best of my ability. I can't make statements for the rest of the ship, but I look after the library, and would be happy to assist you in here as well.

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And he ruins the joke. everymansdevil November 7 2010, 08:12:04 UTC
Doctor what?

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At least he doesn't say Doctor WHY. :B a_bit_put_upon November 7 2010, 08:13:07 UTC
[Without missing a beat] von Wer.

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everymansdevil November 7 2010, 08:31:04 UTC
That s'posed to mean somethin?

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everymansdevil November 7 2010, 08:12:20 UTC
Yeah. Who's your tailor?

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everymansdevil November 7 2010, 08:30:25 UTC
But it's lingering, Mister. Don't think I'll sleep tonight if you don't tell me.

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