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[craterchest]

1. Why are you applying?Well, my second job, aside from being a robot, is a detective. I investigate homicides, but my most recent case is kinda boring (a couple was burned to death in their empty swimming pool) and the family is annoying, so I've been surfing the web for good recipes on peach cobbler, and I came across this website. I almost

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[opaleyes]

LOL REJECTED B/C I'D RATHER BE SHOT IN THE FACE AT CLOSE RANGE THAN LET YOU IN.

[craterchest]

OMG SONOFABITCH!!!

I missed.

[opaleyes]

HAHA FUCKER.