hi everyone....me and Becky has been doing alot of wedding planning things.invite list....placement....tracking you all down and getting you addresses to mail the mother fuckers.you bastards a hard to track and should be shot when you are found. well im just kidding well not really.so stay home or i will kill you ( Read more... )

hey i havent posted for a while.....notmuch goin on anyway.

A Brazilian man who lost two bags stuffed with marijuana was arrested after he asked police for help.

brazil....well it wasent josh.

Amish teens are set to be the focus of a new reality TV show ( Read more... )

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .

chip???are you there?

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away ( Read more... )

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best ^#%$ in town ( Read more... )

jessi bring metiora to grandmas christmas day so i can pick it up.

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

A. Kermit's Finger!