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Feb 06, 2009 00:51

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anonymous February 6 2009, 06:26:37 UTC
Stephen/Jon

Frantic frottage and/or coming in pants.

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anonymous February 7 2009, 22:08:26 UTC
When Stephen came home the day after White House Correspondents' Association dinner, he received a number of phone calls. A majority of those were from friends and the feedback basically ranged from “you fantastic motherfucker, you” to “fucking brass balls, man”. He didn’t care about praise all that much - it was after all such a volatile thing - but it was wonderful to hear they seemed to think he did all right.

There was, however, one call which although he expected to get, surprised him with its content or rather lack of thereof. As soon as Stephen picked up the phone, he was greeted by a muffled voice of one Jon Stewart, who ordered him to come to his office next day, 10 am. sharp, and promptly hung up, leaving Stephen befuddled and curious.

As it turned out in the morning, more surprises were in order. Having his body slammed against the door as soon as he entered Jon’s office, his wrists pinned of either side of his face, was definitely one of them. Then Jon leaned forward and actually growled into Stephen’s good ear, which ( ... )

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OMG So Hot! anonymous February 7 2009, 23:17:46 UTC
LMFAO I didnt request this but dammit I'm glad somebody did. That was hot and I especially loved the last few lines. *breathes* Wow.

And for laughs (this reCaptcha thing trips me out) mine said 'Foreign citizens'. O.O

Anyway, awesome job!

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anonymous February 7 2009, 23:46:01 UTC
Delicious. Very well done!

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anonymous February 6 2009, 06:28:29 UTC
George Clooney/Jon

Orgasm denial and control. Maybe bondage, too, if you like.

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The Sound Of His Voice | George/Jon | orgasm control | NC-17 anonymous February 6 2009, 07:44:14 UTC
George’s voice is low, like melted chocolate dripping slowly over fresh strawberries, warm and rich and going straight to Jon’s cock.

“Don’t touch yourself,” he says, voice soft and delicious but firm, subtly conveying the order in a way that makes Jon shiver. He’s aching, but he nods, not even considering the notion that he might disobey. George smiles in response, and this simply turns him on further ( ... )

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Re: The Sound Of His Voice | George/Jon | orgasm control | NC-17 anonymous February 7 2009, 08:26:48 UTC
Mmm, so hot. :) Love George exerting control over Jon... yum.

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Re: The Sound Of His Voice | George/Jon | orgasm control | NC-17 anonymous February 7 2009, 12:54:24 UTC
this pairing is just.....guh...
thanks for this.

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anonymous February 6 2009, 06:31:31 UTC
Brian/Jon/Stephen. Erotic spanking. (Preferably in the vein of 'Brian spanks Stephen while Jon watches', but I am flexible!)

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anonymous February 8 2009, 05:56:31 UTC
I'd like to see this with Jon being spanked.

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anonymous February 8 2009, 06:50:13 UTC
OP here, and I'd enjoy that just as much. As long as it's one of them! (...or both? :D)

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anonymous February 9 2009, 07:57:00 UTC
Without a word, without so much as a glance, Jon's pants are yanked to his ankles and he's thrown across Brian's lap. The force of the gesture is stunning and at odds with the man's calm demeanor. With a skilled hand, he gently traces the line of Jon's ass, scoping out his target ( ... )

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anonymous February 6 2009, 06:34:04 UTC
Anderson/Rachel
Bondage

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ties that bind, anderson/rachel & implied anderson/keith, bondage [1/2] anonymous February 7 2009, 10:08:11 UTC
He binds her to the bed with Keith's ties, wrapping the silk around her wrists, weaving the fabric through the slats of the headboard. The pink one, the one Anderson loops around her left wrist, is the tie she stole from Keith's office. When she tucked it into her pocket, it was still warm from his body, but now it slides coolly and smoothly around her arm. Her right wrist, that one Anderson binds with the tie he took from Keith's bedroom: navy and silver, a border of metallic threads separating the stripes. The threads burn and sting as they rub against the thin skin of her wrists, making her nerves tingle hotly ( ... )

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ties that bind, anderson/rachel & implied anderson/keith, bondage [2/2] anonymous February 7 2009, 10:09:24 UTC
His thumb pressing in the hollow between two ribs, Anderson takes his mouth away from Rachel's breast with one last slow, lazy swipe of his tongue. She moans, exhausted, her arms relaxing against her restraints as she tries to breathe, tries to think about something other than the aching want that has slid from her breasts to the spot between her thighs ( ... )

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Re: ties that bind, anderson/rachel & implied anderson/keith, bondage [2/2] anonymous February 7 2009, 13:52:34 UTC
I don't do het in this fandom, especially not with Rachel, but this was gorgeous. Gay Andy/gay Rachel works. Weirdly enough.

*hugs this fic*

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anonymous February 6 2009, 06:56:45 UTC
John Oliver/Rob Riggle
public cross-dressing
coming out of the closet (not necessary)

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Almost Normal anonymous February 9 2009, 20:15:10 UTC
At a pinch, John could just about manage to walk out of his bedroom dolled up without quickly turning back to running back inside to pretend nothing had ever happened. When Rob asked him to accompany him to a cross-dressing party, it was like he was asking a sloth to peel itself off its tree, run the New York marathon and then take down a panther. Within two minutes ( ... )

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OP anonymous February 9 2009, 21:27:45 UTC
OMG THANK YOU!

That was wonderful. I LOVE John in drag.

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Re: OP anonymous February 9 2009, 22:16:11 UTC
Why thank you! That prompt seems to have killed my writer's block so I must extend my hat to you too. :)

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