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I was manipulated into this.
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
[x] The shoes you wore today: the shoes I've worn for the past 2 years, my custom ASS shoes.
[x] Your eyes: panda bear
[x] Your fears: going to a zoo and having a monkey through his shit at me.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
[x] Your most overused phrase on aim: "ah", "1337", "pwnd"
[x] Your thoughts first waking up: holy shit, that dream was hot.
[x] The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: hair, smile, neck, hips.
[x] Your best physical feature: penis and even that is over-exaggerated.
[x] Your bedtime: 4am - 7am
[x] Your most missed memory: If it's just a memory I remember it, why is it missed?
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or Coke: COKE
[x] McDonald's or Burger King: Mcdonalds
[x] Single or group dates: depends, who's all coming back to bed?
[x] Adidas or Nike: NO.
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yes
[x] Curse: yes
[x] Take a shower everyday: yes.
[x] Have any crushes?: yes.
[x] Who are they: well wouldn't that just ruin it.
[x] Do you think you've been in love? yes.
[x] Want to go to college: it's up in the air.
[x] Like high school: only when I wasn't there.
[x] Want to get married: I want to get married to a man, just to say I did it.
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: well, obviously, if not then I woudln't know what the right keys were and I wouldn't be able to answer this question without saying yes.
[x] Believe in yourself: yes, jesus loves me.
[x] Get motion sickness: something something something something "in bed"
[x] Think you're a health freak: if little debbie is secretely a diet corporation.
[x] Get along with your parents: no, I'm still in the angst FUCK YOU DAD stage.
[x] Like thunderstorms: best thing ever. besides me.
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID / HAVE YOU--------------
[x] Gone to the mall: every day
[x] Eaten sushi: gross
[x] Been on stage: no.
[x] Been dumped: no.
[x] Gone skating: no.
[x] Made homemade cookies: no.
[x] Dyed your hair: no.
[x] Stolen anything: 35 virginities and one heart.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: when I was like 3.
[x] Missed school just because?: yeah, like 5 months.
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: who would do such a thing.
[x] Cried during a Movie?: STFU
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: I used to have dreams about an animated girl on Nickelodeon when I was 5. She was my only true love.
[x] Had an imaginary friend: sick
[x] Cut your hair: no... I"VE NEVER CUT MY HAIR ...?
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: she refused to spank me but she liked being called a dirty slut.
[x] Been caught "doing something": STFU
[x] Been called a tease: it's what I do best.
[x] Gotten beaten up?: pfft.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
[x] Age you hope to be married: you already asked this, douchebag.
[x] Numbers of Children: 365 but all born on different days, so we can always get free kids meals at cheap local restaurants.
[x] Descibe your Dream Wedding: elvis, duck hunt, and a banana.
[x] How do you want to die?: Apocalypse
[x] What country would you most like to visit?: Mexico
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: brown. eat shit blue eyes.
[x] Best hair color: neon green
[x] Short or long hair: short
[x] Best height: 5'8"
[x] Best body size: doesn't matter.
First name: timm
hair style: hott
do you have one or two eyes? I have seven and they range from green to orange.
do you have all your body parts?: no, I'm still looking for my right leg, 3 fingers, and my left testicle.
do you like those body parts?: these are fucking retarded questions. stfu.
If yes: what's your favorite part?: UGH!
what about your toenails? Are they painted or nor?: not.
your fingernails? long/ short?: short.
do you wear contacts or glasses or neither?: neither.
do you like dogs?: more than humans.
do you have dog?:
my baby:
Cat?: fuck cats.
can you drive?: yes.
legally?: nope.
Are you legal (18): yes.
Are you an adult? (21): hey wtf, I thought 18 was an adult?!
Have you had your golden birthday?: nope.
What is your golden birthday?: 24
ok.. Relationship stuff
do you have a boyfriend?: steve will be mine, oh yes he will.
A girlfriend?: hell naw
If yes: how long have you two been together?: 28 years.
have you ever kissed in a park?: nope
in a pool?: nope
on the beach?: IVE NEVER BEEN TO THE BEACH
in your bedroom?: IVE NEVER BEEN TO MY BEDROOM
FASHION STUFF:
Where u shop most often: UH EXPRESS!
Do you think your fashion is cool?: king of hip.
Do you have any piercings?: nah
What do you want pierced?: eh
Do you have a tatoo?: no.
What is it or What do u want?: robots
Do you do drugs?: define drugs.
Do you drink?: not really.
What kind of shampoo and Conditioner do you use?: pantene
If you could go anywhere where would it be?: south dakota
Who would you take with you?: the dog
What are you listening to right now?: RATM
Who are you talking to right now?: sister sad eyes: dude. don't burn. not cool.
What time is it?: 3:08pm.
Do you have your own phone line? I hate phones.
What shoes do you wear?: the ASS shoes.
What clothes do you sleep in?: NAKIE
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
[x] The shoes you wore today: the shoes I've worn for the past 2 years, my custom ASS shoes.
[x] Your eyes: panda bear
[x] Your fears: going to a zoo and having a monkey through his shit at me.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
[x] Your most overused phrase on aim: "ah", "1337", "pwnd"
[x] Your thoughts first waking up: holy shit, that dream was hot.
[x] The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: hair, smile, neck, hips.
[x] Your best physical feature: penis and even that is over-exaggerated.
[x] Your bedtime: 4am - 7am
[x] Your most missed memory: If it's just a memory I remember it, why is it missed?
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or Coke: COKE
[x] McDonald's or Burger King: Mcdonalds
[x] Single or group dates: depends, who's all coming back to bed?
[x] Adidas or Nike: NO.
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yes
[x] Curse: yes
[x] Take a shower everyday: yes.
[x] Have any crushes?: yes.
[x] Who are they: well wouldn't that just ruin it.
[x] Do you think you've been in love? yes.
[x] Want to go to college: it's up in the air.
[x] Like high school: only when I wasn't there.
[x] Want to get married: I want to get married to a man, just to say I did it.
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: well, obviously, if not then I woudln't know what the right keys were and I wouldn't be able to answer this question without saying yes.
[x] Believe in yourself: yes, jesus loves me.
[x] Get motion sickness: something something something something "in bed"
[x] Think you're a health freak: if little debbie is secretely a diet corporation.
[x] Get along with your parents: no, I'm still in the angst FUCK YOU DAD stage.
[x] Like thunderstorms: best thing ever. besides me.
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID / HAVE YOU--------------
[x] Gone to the mall: every day
[x] Eaten sushi: gross
[x] Been on stage: no.
[x] Been dumped: no.
[x] Gone skating: no.
[x] Made homemade cookies: no.
[x] Dyed your hair: no.
[x] Stolen anything: 35 virginities and one heart.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: when I was like 3.
[x] Missed school just because?: yeah, like 5 months.
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: who would do such a thing.
[x] Cried during a Movie?: STFU
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: I used to have dreams about an animated girl on Nickelodeon when I was 5. She was my only true love.
[x] Had an imaginary friend: sick
[x] Cut your hair: no... I"VE NEVER CUT MY HAIR ...?
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: she refused to spank me but she liked being called a dirty slut.
[x] Been caught "doing something": STFU
[x] Been called a tease: it's what I do best.
[x] Gotten beaten up?: pfft.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
[x] Age you hope to be married: you already asked this, douchebag.
[x] Numbers of Children: 365 but all born on different days, so we can always get free kids meals at cheap local restaurants.
[x] Descibe your Dream Wedding: elvis, duck hunt, and a banana.
[x] How do you want to die?: Apocalypse
[x] What country would you most like to visit?: Mexico
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: brown. eat shit blue eyes.
[x] Best hair color: neon green
[x] Short or long hair: short
[x] Best height: 5'8"
[x] Best body size: doesn't matter.
First name: timm
hair style: hott
do you have one or two eyes? I have seven and they range from green to orange.
do you have all your body parts?: no, I'm still looking for my right leg, 3 fingers, and my left testicle.
do you like those body parts?: these are fucking retarded questions. stfu.
If yes: what's your favorite part?: UGH!
what about your toenails? Are they painted or nor?: not.
your fingernails? long/ short?: short.
do you wear contacts or glasses or neither?: neither.
do you like dogs?: more than humans.
do you have dog?:
my baby:
Cat?: fuck cats.
can you drive?: yes.
legally?: nope.
Are you legal (18): yes.
Are you an adult? (21): hey wtf, I thought 18 was an adult?!
Have you had your golden birthday?: nope.
What is your golden birthday?: 24
ok.. Relationship stuff
do you have a boyfriend?: steve will be mine, oh yes he will.
A girlfriend?: hell naw
If yes: how long have you two been together?: 28 years.
have you ever kissed in a park?: nope
in a pool?: nope
on the beach?: IVE NEVER BEEN TO THE BEACH
in your bedroom?: IVE NEVER BEEN TO MY BEDROOM
FASHION STUFF:
Where u shop most often: UH EXPRESS!
Do you think your fashion is cool?: king of hip.
Do you have any piercings?: nah
What do you want pierced?: eh
Do you have a tatoo?: no.
What is it or What do u want?: robots
Do you do drugs?: define drugs.
Do you drink?: not really.
What kind of shampoo and Conditioner do you use?: pantene
If you could go anywhere where would it be?: south dakota
Who would you take with you?: the dog
What are you listening to right now?: RATM
Who are you talking to right now?: sister sad eyes: dude. don't burn. not cool.
What time is it?: 3:08pm.
Do you have your own phone line? I hate phones.
What shoes do you wear?: the ASS shoes.
What clothes do you sleep in?: NAKIE