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[eviebrat]

The bear called me from work this morning to ask me if he could play poker tomorrow night with his work buddies.  Of course, I said yes (because I am a sweet wife), and we were about to say good-bye when suddenly an extremely loud noise, exactly like a power saw, came from his end of the phone.  So I asked if that was a saw that I was hearing, and

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[warhol]

What part of whose body did they saw off?

[eviebrat]

A knee or two, apparently.