One Sentence
evil_little_dogSummary: One sentence ficlets, various pairings and ratings.
Rating: ummm…everything from gen to adult
Characters: Lots
Pairings: Ditto
Disclaimer: Arakawa would sic Riza on me for some of these, I’m sure.
A.N.: All written for this challenge:
the fullmetal alchemist
ONE SENTENCEfic meme
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Ed + Winry, Post-That Movie
When he and Al finally found a way back to Amestris, Edward was relieved that Winry welcomed him home with a hug and the words, "What took you so long?" instead of the wrench pounding he was expecting.
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Al, Pinako, Ed/Win (follow up to above)
Alphonse watched with Pinako as the welcome home between his brother and Winry took alarming new turns, making Granny shout, "Don't you dare undress each other in the front yard!" and Edward and Winry blush to the roots of their hair.
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Pinako, Al (Al+wrenching)
"Wear that bruise like a badge of honor, boy," Pinako said, smile curling around the mouthpiece of her pipe as Al put an icebag on his throbbing skull.
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Riza (Manga!Pride)
Riza wakes abruptly, heart thudding, skin wet with sweat, the nightmare of Pride's tentacles not retreating but further invading, still fresh in her mind's eye.
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Hohenheim (Pinako, Rezembool Trio, Den)
Some memories were made of this, Hohenheim thought: the scent of Pinako's pipe, the shouts of three children and the barking of their dog and the sun shining down on the grassy hills of Rezembool.
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Dominic, (Pinako), Winry
Her grandmother had been a fine specimen of a woman but with such a temper and arrogance - and the skills to back both up - Dominic knew he didn't want to train Winry Rockbell in case the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
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Maes/Roy
Roy barely got the door to their dorm room closed before Maes was sucking on his neck and tearing at the buttons of his uniform, muttering something about how Roy's dress blues made him horny.
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Winry (Rezembool Trio), Post-That Movie
Even when she is an old woman, with hands too arthritic to hold a wrench and knees too bad to climb stairs, she sits on the porch and stares down the dirt road, still dreaming of two golden boys, coming home to her.
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Bradley (Ed/Winry)
After hearing firsthand how the Fullmetal Alchemist took care of his childhood friend, after meeting the girl herself, Bradley knew that she would be both collar and leash if need be, to keep the dog chained to the military.
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Ed/Winry
This is simple, Edward thinks, but knows it isn't really true, because nothing involving Winry Rockbell is simple, so instead of saying the words, he tips her chin up and gives her a kiss - so much easier than saying 'I love you.'
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Garfiel, Ed
Garfiel's eyes always lit up when Winry's friends came into town - not just because it made his apprentice so happy, but the shorter one was just so...decorative, despite his foul mouth.
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Havoc (Winry)
Havoc nearly swallowed his cigarette the first time he saw Ed's girl, moaning out loud at the unfairness of life and alchemists' ability to snag hot women.
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Al/Ling
Al wonders to himself if Ling's hair is as soft as it looks, and wonders what it would be like to twine flesh fingers through it.
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Maes/Roy/Riza
Being wrapped up in Maes' arms, Riza pressed against his chest, Roy knew he'd never felt as warm and safe before.
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Olivia/Wheelchair!Havoc
Olivia glanced down at his lap, her mouth curling in a smirk as she said, "It's good to know you still know how to salute, soldier."
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Olivia/Wheelchair!Havoc
Olivia's hands are strong, like the rest of her, and she handles his cock like its one of her swords, but her boobs are soft and luscious and sweet to taste.
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Ed/Winry
Most people thought Winry's passion was her work but Ed knew better, swallowing down her moans during the night.
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The Rezembool Trio, Den
When the old dog finally died, Ed and Al dug a grave and Winry wrapped her in Ed's old red jacket, and they buried her with the last of their childhood on the hillside behind the Rockbell house.
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Sciezca, Riza
She hurries down the hallway, files clutched to her breast, not seeing the other person until it was far too late and papers were scattered all over the corridor, her legs tangled with the First Lieutenant's, her mouth on Hawkeye's neck, and a flush hot and bright covering her face at the delighted hoot from a soldier that was cut short by the sound of a round being chambered in Hawkeye's pistol.
Sciezca, Riza
Sciezca is surprised when Riza offers to teach her to shoot, even after the First Lieutenant's explanation of how a loaded gun cut down on a lot of male stupidity.
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Al, Ed/Winry
Watching Ed and Winry kiss like that, Al thought that, seriously, the next thing he needed to do on his list was find a girlfriend.
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Roy/Al/Riza
Alphonse shudders at the sensations, of being penetrated by Roy's cock while pushing deep inside Riza's body, wanting it to never, ever end.
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Fuery, Winry/Ed
Fuery doesn't know who she is the first time he sees her, just that she's friendly and likes Black Hayate, but when he spots her holding hands with Edward, he knows he doesn't stand a chance.
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Ed, Winry(/automail)
Winry doesn't blush at Ed's shriek about what she did with his automail while he was gone - "If you'd been here, I wouldn't have had to use the automail!"
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Scar
Scar watches as the alchemist wraps his arm around the girl protectively, hears her quiet whisper about promises to not cry, and tries not to think of his brother, his family, and everything he had lost and had never cried for.
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Roy/Al
Roy likes that he has to stretch a little to reach Alphonse's mouth to kiss him; it's the best stretch of the day.
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Rezembool Trio, Post-Promised Day
Winry smiles down at the blond head in her lap, stroking her fingers through Ed's long, loose hair; Al's head pillowed on her shoulder, both of them fast asleep.
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Riza, Roy
First Lieutenant Hawkeye's casual question of, "Just how many phone calls did you make to your girlfriends while I was on leave, Colonel?" made the whole room go silent, waiting for the Colonel's response.
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Ling/Al, Ed, Winry
Ling thought they were all delicious; such pretty blonds with their pale skin and exotic looks, but Winry beat him with a wrench when he proposed and Edward screamed blasphemies when he suggested a tryst, leaving only Alphonse, who chuckled and said, "Hell, yeah!" reaching for Ling with eager hands.
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Ling/Al, Ran Fan
Afterward, they lay curled together, a blending of black and gold, and Ran Fan was hard pressed to tell where her master ended and the alchemist began.
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Ling/Al, Ran Fan
"Don't be angry," Ling pouts from Alphonse's bed, his face suddenly lighting, letting Ran Fan know he had an idea, "next time you can join us!"
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Ed, Ling/Al (Ed/Winry)
Ed's screech of, "What are you doing with my little brother?!?" is countered by Ling's, "The same thing you do with your mechanic!"
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Al/Ling, Al/Ran Fan
Al is pretty sure that Ling is the best kisser, but he's not going to turn down Ran Fan's mouth, either.
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Edward
His watch is stained with blood, remaining uncleaned since his time in Gluttony's stomach and afterward, under Fuhrer Bradley's watchful eye, when he failed to protect Winry from the military's threat.
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Hohenheim, Edward, Den
The dog is terrified of him, growling and snarling, though it goes readily to his son - proof that Edward is nothing like the monster he is.
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Maes, Roy (Ed/Winry), timeline, what timeline?
"Of course they're a couple, Roy," Maes said, shaking his head at his friend's obtuseness, "they squabble worse than you and I do."
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Roy/Al
Roy anchors his arms firmly around Alphonse's waist, leaning his head against the younger man's chest, wondering, "Now...how are we going to tell your brother?"
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Pinako, Rezembool Trio
The sun is setting; the shepherds are collecting their flocks; she has a good pipe and the kids are arguing in the house - everything is right in the world.
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Al, Ed/Winry
Ed's jealous reaction any time another man (Ling, the Colonel) approached Winry should've been a clue, but Alphonse figured his brother was just too blockheaded to realize how much he cared for Winry.
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Kimbley, Winry, Ed
The girl is pretty, in a country way, but her enthusiasm makes her beautiful and Kimbley sees why Fullmetal's eyes follow her from the room.
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Ed/Win/Al
Winry licks her lips, studying the two blond men on her bed, "So, how do you propose we do this?"
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Elicia, Post-Manga, the scary possible future of the alchemists being offered up as sacrifices
Elicia doesn't understand it when her Mommy tells her Uncle Roy has to go away, as does Aunt Riza; only that it's something about 'politics' and things would make sense when she was older, but all Elicia knows is that someone else she loves is going away.
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Breda, Havoc/Solaris
Breda thinks if he has to hear any more about Havoc's new girlfriend, he's going to have to take out the sharpshooter himself.
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Edward, Mrs. Bradley
She seems so damned normal, it's almost creepy.
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Selim, Mrs. Bradley
He acted the part, as he had so many times in the past, the doting little boy adoring of his parents, but she honestly loved him and Wrath, and the idea that she would die, one day soon, disturbed him more than he liked.
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Pinako, Al (Ed/Winry)
Glaring at Alphonse one morning as if it was his fault, Pinako says, "That's it. We're soundproofing their room."
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Rezembool Trio, Pinako
They let family into the hospital - not that they could've kept Winry and Pinako out, determined as they were to get in - so the first thing Alphonse saw when he woke were their smiling faces, and the first thing he felt was Winry's hand, clasping his, and the first thing he heard was his brother's soft, relieved laugh, as he said, "Welcome back, Al."
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Pinako, Rezembool Trio, Den
After cleaning up the welcome home supper, Pinako ventured into the den, where it had been far too quiet for some time, finding the kids all in a pile together, sleeping like they had when they were babies, with Den guarding their rest.
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Ed, Winry
Ed realizes he's slow when it comes to understanding all the interplay between men and women, but how stupid was he to have not realized he was the reason Winry always wore those damned miniskirts?
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Al, Ed/Winry
Seeing Ed and Winry together, Alphonse knew he had some decisions to make on his own, like how he wanted to spend his life now that it was Winry's turn to walk next to Ed.
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Pinako, Ed+Winry
"Granny!" Winry glared across the table at her grandmother, "Ed doesn't even know what other girls look like!"
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Ling + Greed
"Um, just so you know," Ling said to his captive/host/whatever it was, "your family is pretty strange and believe me, I know strange families."
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Ed/Winry
Winry loved that smirk almost more than the gentle smile Ed offered her - the smirk meant he was planning something and she often was the one reaping the benefits of those plans.
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Ed/Winry/Al
They weren't sure who the baby's father was (did it really matter?) and even birth might not tell them, but that was all right, because they'd love it no matter what.
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Ed/Winry
Edward wraps his arms around Winry, burying his face in the crook of her neck, thinking, I'm home.
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Al/Emperor!Ling
He lay on the bed, a study of shades of gold, naked, his arms open wide but his expression puzzled, "This bed's so big, are you sure we're going to be able to find each other on it?"
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Izumi, Pinako, Rezembool Trio
Izumi watched as the boys acted like, well, boys, doing their best to impress the girl with stupid stunts and loud shouts, while the girl's grandmother puffed a pipe, saying, "Nice, quiet day, isn't it?"
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Riza (Pride)
She hates that she's afraid of shadows now.
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Al, Ed, Winry
Stupid brother, are you trying to get both of you killed? Alphonse's question rings in Ed's mind as he whispers, "I had to keep her safe," while Winry cries aloud for her parents and her loss.
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Maes, Ed (timeline, what timeline?)
Maes Hughes has been to war and faced people who want to end his life; he's seen alchemists perform like gods; and still, he thinks attempting to teach Edward Elric to drive is the scariest thing he's ever done.
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Winry/Ed, Al
She's sick and tired of waiting, which is why she throws Alphonse out of the room and tackles Ed to the bed, leaving both Elrics with absolutely no doubt that Winry always gets what she wants.
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Paninya, Al
Paninya is happy to know the Elric brothers are coming to visit but surprised to see Alphonse out of armor - she'd grown accustomed to his massive, steel body - but one look at those melting gold eyes and that sweet mouth, and she was a fan of this new look.
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Ed/Winry
Edward is prone to nightmares, dreams of horror he doesn't want to share, but when he wakes Winry with his thrashing or cries, she wakes him in turn and holds him the rest of the night.
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Roy/Al/Riza
Roy and Riza share everything - their childhoods, their lives in the military, and Alphonse Elric.
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Barry, Riza
Barry isn't quite sure, but maybe, if his wife had been more like Riza Hawkeye, he wouldn't have decided to chop her up.
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Ran Fan, Ling/Al
Ran Fan isn't pleased that her lord is in a relationship with an alchemist but, thankfully, at least the prince is not involved with the little, loud obnoxious one.
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Al/Riza
Al has figured out how to make Riza purr - even if she is a dog person.
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Winry (Ed/Winry/Al)
"Lucky," Winry spat out, "do you have any idea how much mess a pair of alchemists can create and then weasel out of cleaning up afterward?"
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Ed, Winry, Roy/Al/Riza
Ed was quite sure all clear thought was driven out of his head, seeing Al lean over to kiss Riza at the breakfast table, then Roy sneak in and kiss them both; only Winry's hand pushing his jaw closed made him realize this wasn't all some horrible nightmare that he'd wake from.
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Riza, Maes
Years - decades - later, she finds a photo of Roy and Maes, both of them drunk as lords; Roy barely standing, clinging to Maes with both hands; Maes blowing a kiss at the camera, and she cries again at the loss of her friend.
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Ling, Winry, Ed
Ling soon learns that sneaking up on Winry to lick her ear earns him a clout with a wrench - and Edward doubled over in laughter at the sight.
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Ran Fan, Ling, Rezembool Trio
Ran Fan doesn't understand why her prince puts up with this threesome; they don't treat her lord with any type of reverence but as if they were his equal or worse, that he was their equal, but Ling smiles and waves off her offer to kill them, saying, "They're my friends!"
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Ed/Winry
After they actually got together, Winry soon learned that rainy nights are not something to revel in, as the sound of rain seemed to trigger not only the recurring ache in Ed's automail ports but also nightmares of his mother and a girl named Nina.
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OC, Rezembool Trio (sorta), Post-That Movie
After cleaning out the attic, James showed Granny Winry the box of old alchemy books, a photo album, a rag doll, an antique pocket watch and some weird toy horses only to have her dab her eyes with her handkerchief, "You found my childhood."
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Ed, Al, Post-That Movie
All they have left of Amestris are their memories, each other, Edward's automail and the dreams they both have, of a blond girl, flicking a lantern on and off, trying to call them home.
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Pinako, Ed, Darius, Heinkel, Greelin
Pinako didn't mind hiding Ed out; he was family, after all; but his friends, especially the two that shed, were just...weird.
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Alphonse, Winry (Winry/Ed)
When Rose asked Winry if she was Ed's girlfriend and Winry stammered a squeaky 'no', Alphonse thought, now he could get Winry back for all her teasing about Mei.
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Alphonse, Post-Promised Day
Alphonse doesn't know what happened to his brother or his father; only that when the Truth spit him out again, he was a whole boy (nearly starved, but whole), and Edward and Hohenheim were missing, along with the 'Father' of the homunculi.
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Ed, Roy(/Riza)
Ed feels more than a little nostalgic as Mustang produces his latest batch of baby pictures, cooing about how cute his daughter and wife were together.
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Envy, Ed, Ling
Envy didn't like fighting but these brats really needed to be taught a lesson on superiority.
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Ed, Envy
He'd let himself go; there was nothing else he could do except watch the pulse of the Philosopher's Stone in Envy's throat.
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Winry, Ed
Winry fingers the holes in her ears, wondering if they'll heal up before Ed returns her earrings to her.
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Rezembool Trio
They would lie on the braided run on the living room floor, listening to the Five Star Theater, their favorite program on the radio, while Ed and Al drew circles and Winry tinkered with whatever part Granny had given her that day.
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Sig, Izumi
It's a little stone but it marks both their love and their sins.
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Fuu, Maria Ross
Miss Ross stopped crying after the first hour and Fuu reconsidered his thoughts on Amestris - not all people were as obnoxious or as loud as Edward Elric.
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Winry, Ed, Al
Winry wrinkled her nose, obviously unhappy with Ed's new haircut. "Now you look too much alike."
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Ed/Winry
The room spun sideways and the light hurt his eyes way too much leaving Edward to slowly piece together: (1) Fuhrer's party, check; (2) Fruity yummy drink (that someone later said was rum), check; (3) Champagne toasts, check; (4) Winry peeling out of...her...hose and garters, che - the whine jerked his attention to the figure on the bed next to him - the naked, girl figure on the bed next to him, and Edward's headache slammed into place with a vengeance.
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Roy, Riza
Roy loved how Riza looked any time, but dressed up for the Fuhrer's Inauguration Ball, she was absolutely gorgeous - and he continued his ongoing game of, 'where did she hide the pistols this time?'
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Winry (Ed, Al)
Winry pushed her way through the crowded hospital corridors, barreling past the stunned military guards with a sharp, "Let me through!" until she finally reached the right room, and could see that they were back and whole again.
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Sarah
Sarah adjusts the picture of Winry, turning the frame so she can see her daughter's face, smiling up at her from every corner of the makeshift exam room.
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Ed, Winry, booze
Edward pulled her into his lap, his arms wrapped around her, cool metal fingers on her back, hot flesh ones on her stomach (and creeping upward), a smile like one she'd never seen before on his face, and that's when Winry realized, "You're drunk, aren't you?"
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Grumman
Grumman hadn't expected to enjoy wearing women's clothes but now that he had tried it, he liked the silky feel of panties, cupping his cock and balls.
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Winry
The dreams that wake Winry from her sleep seem to revolve around one brother, coming home, without the other.
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Maria Ross, Barry the Chopper
The sight of that madman, leering at her through the bars of her cell, was not something that inspired hope or confidence in Maria, but she found herself going with him anyway.
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Barry, Ling
The squint, Barry thought, could be helpful, yes, he could, and broke the lock to the boy's cell.
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Paninya/Winry
Paninya wished Winry looked at her the same way Winry looked at automail.
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Pinako, Stitch (crossovers FTW)
Pinako was with Ed - she wasn't sure at all that thing was really a dog that Al brought home for Winry after Den died.
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Original!Greed, Bradley
Greed hated Wrath, hated all that monster stood for, the way Wrath tore through Greed's possessions like they were nothing, and Greed knew Wrath would have to pay.
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Garfiel, Alex Louis,
"The sight of so much muscular flesh certainly took my breath away," Garfiel said, fanning himself and letting out a girlish sigh of delight.
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