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[evil_emo_elmo]

Jennifer told me she loved my new script today, while wearing an eight-year-old's "Batman" button-up; and then made out with me.
I'm done dating.

I had my hair cut, today. It's a Fonzy-inspired poor-man's-pompadour.

"It played the cave in 'Batman Begins'".
-Jimmy Kimmel, on Pamela Anderson Lee's Vagina

Comments

[anonymous]

I love your hair, more than i've ever loved anything.

weird, huh?

I love you! -Jennifer-