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[evil_gummiworm]

Went to the doctor for a minor checkup. She asked me again if I'm anorexic. Why?

MY BMI IS NOW IN THE 5TH PERCENTILE.

Doc's exact words? "Can you start putting lard on everything you eat?"

My mom's threatening to veto my veganism.

Fml. Hard.

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[anonymous]

A vegan substitute to lard. Nuts and beans. Eat like five handfuls a day.

But it would still be healthier for you not to be vegan... I just figured you wouldn't give that up so try the buts.

Wow, hello there typo that is too funny to fix. Yeah. I meant nuts, I swear.

[fuzzy_firebug]

FUCK ME AND ALWAYS FORGETTING TO LOG IN.