"If only I had a little humility, then I would be perfect."

[evil_halves]

Comments

[summerchef]

That's quite a few allergies, does the new landlord have to walk about in a bubble?

[evil_halves]

Doesn't everyone?

[missmacdougal]

But Poliakoff speaks Bulgarian. Will he have to throw himself out?

[evil_halves]

Yet another Ravenclaw who can't read. I said "languages other than English," not "Speakers of languages other than English."

[missmacdougal]

What if someone just mutters a few words of another language? Or throws them randomly into sentences? Is that alright?

[mad_meaghan]

It's only okay if you're quoting. Like, "As Winston Churchill said, 'Vive le France'!" And that one's double-protected, too, because it was a quote within a quote.