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So I take a delivery down to Avondale Street. The delivery slip says to go around back. Fine, I get there, I go around back. There is a sign on the door that says "ring doorbell". I press the doorbell button ( Read more... )

I asked for his Area Code, he gave me his Zip Code.

I asked for his phone number, he gave me his Zip Code.

I asked for his LAST NAME, he gave me his Zip Code.

Not once did I ever ASK for his Zip Code, but I got it three fucking times.

Congratulations. You're Caller of the Day, and it's only 12:30.

So today I went to The Hot Dog Shoppe. When you pull in there, you have your choice of two lanes: the close lane next to the window, or the far lane with an overhead carriage system. I always go through the window lane because I know that people are dumb. Everyone else must know this, too, since that lane was backed up into the street, but the ( Read more... )

David A no longer works at Pizza Hut because, last night on a delivery, he ran over a house ( Read more... )

I love shrimp. Not only are they good, they're good FOR you. They're full of Omega-3 Fatty Acids, whatever the fuck those are. I just tried my new recipe for my World-Famous Lemon Shrimp, and it's pretty good! Follow along below and you'll soon find out why they're World-Famous ( Read more... )

So maybe i'll change my mind. If Nang's still around then i'll keep posting. She can laugh at the stupidity I deal with and maybe smile for a bit. I made this thing for her anyway ( Read more... )

You know how when you're making a delivery to a house, that turns out to be a duplex, that has two mailboxes on it, both of which say 1014, no A or B, and your delivery slip likewise only says 1014, no A or B, and there are no cars parked outside, and no lights on anywhere in the house, so you knock on both doors, and of course nobody answers ( Read more... )

Oh my god, this shit's hilarious. Even more so because it wasn't intended to be.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Saw this guy at work today. Decided he deserved to be on the internet.


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