How to make a evil_olive
Ingredients:

5 parts mercy

1 part brilliance

3 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

my problems are much smaller than i like to think.

it's my birthday, and i'll eat a whole vegan chocolate cake by myself if i want to.
i wish birthdays came more than once a year.

resolutions for my 22nd spin on this planet and for my new life in texas ( Read more... )

my mom was talking to me about how she hates her job, how she wants to find a new one but how she isn't qualified to do anything, never pursued education beyond high school, doesn't even really know how to use a computer. i told her she should go back to school; she gave me a look that said "please, chrissy, don't kid about the impossible." the ( Read more... )

1. three weeks until i move to texas. in honor of this occasion, and in honor of my upcoming birthday, and in honor of my brand new diploma, i am having a party in my backyard on august 15th. i would like tons of people to show up, weighed down with gifts and well wishes. i'll give you your very own red solo cup in return ( Read more... )

i have not been myself lately. i don't know if it has to do with the continuous rain drenching my island, the lack of interesting and vibrant individuals (one friend, though i love her dearly, is not enough), or the lack of love. (boyfriend in texas = many a lonely night.) i've tried sewing. i've tried making mix tapes. i tried to paint. i wrote ( Read more... )

for some reason unexplainable by me, the skin on my fingertips has been peeling off at a humble but steady pace. this often happens when i've been rock-climbing, but i haven't shoved my fingers into the cracks of a cliff in some time, so that can't be the cause. the only explanation i can think of is that my body has decided that it needs more ( Read more... )

i prefer diaryland over livejournal, really, i do. but the last four or five times i've tried to update on dland (and this is over a week's worth of time) the servers are too busy. this is breeding nothing but frustration for me. i'm home for the summer and the only access i have to the internet is at the library. the library is not open 24 hours a ( Read more... )

so my boyfriend was supposed to be arriving from texas right now, but because of tornados, monsoons, and other such natural disasters, his flight was delayed by three hours. i want to complain and pout and whine about how unfair it is that we only have two and a half weeks together and every moment counts and here we are wasting time, watching it ( Read more... )