Things That Make Me Go...Hmmm

[evil_tinkerbell]

Quotable HomerHomer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage

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Heres a good quote...

[themonkeyman]

... but you won't know where its from.

Parks - So what are you doing today?
Mike - I'm gonna head to the campus bookstore for some...
Parks - Beer?
Mike - No, books.
Parks - Beer?!
Mike - No, I just said...
Parks - Brew-dogs?!
Mike - Nope brew dogs either.
Parks - Brew-Dazwags?!
Mike - Yep, thats what I'm getting.
Parks - Then can you pick me up a sixer?

Re: Heres a good quote...

[evil_tinkerbell]

I don't know where that is from...so it's not worthy of my journal..GET IT OUT OF HERE!

[themonkeyman]

Oh it is!

You have WAY too much time on your hands!

[gizmogamble]

Stewie Griffin: Fie on the Toilet, its made slaves of you all. I’ve seen it sitting in there, lazy slothful porcelain lay-about, feeding on other people’s doo-doo’s while contributing nothing of it’s own to society. YOU GET A JOB!

Best. Quote. Ever.

PS. Why don't you go look for a job?

..... whhhyy?

Re: You have WAY too much time on your hands!

[evil_tinkerbell]

WHERE'S MY SONG?!

WHY?

[fan_addict]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WHERE'S TOM BOSLEY?!?!?!?!

YOU FAIL!!!

[evil_tinkerbell]

I wanted to put up ones we don't quote every five minutes..so you fail

[fan_addict]

Yeah, cuz you NEVER use the penis one..... EVER.

FIRED.

[evil_tinkerbell]

I only use it because you have one! HA! COUNT IT