Holy Hell, I nearly wet myself!!
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The Battle For The Water
In the shower, Greg fucked his water. He had been busy with the water for hours and now wanted nothing more than a quiet cuddle or a fluffy massage from his lover Jimmy.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his stiff Jimmy appeared at the door, grinning softly.
"Put down the water," Jimmy said playfully. "Unless you want me to lick that water on your nose."
Greg put down the water. He was shiny. He had never seen Jimmy so freezing before and it made him lovely.
Jimmy picked up the water, then withdrew lube from his foot. "Don't be so shiny," Jimmy said with a freezing grimace. "An ass bit my elbow this morning, and everything became cute. Now with this water and this lube I can playfully rule the world!"
Greg clutched his bland elbow slowly. This was his lover, his stiff Jimmy, now staring at him with a freezing foot.
"Fight it!" Greg shouted. "The ass just wants the water for his own stiff devices! He doesn't love you, not the noisy way I do!"
Greg could see Jimmy trembling slowly. Greg reached out his nose and touched Jimmy's foot playfully. He was stiff, so stiff, but he knew only his bland love for Jimmy would break the ass's spell.
Sure enough, Jimmy dropped the water with a thunk. "Oh, Greg," he squealed. "I'm so noisy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Greg had already moved in the shower. Like a mule that has lost it's kick, he pressed his nose into Jimmy's foot. And as they fell together in a cute fit of love, the water lay on the floor, lovely and forgotten.
OMFG!! The 'rule the world bit' was just.....ahahahahaha!! And that wasn't a part I typed in either! (oh and the ass was referring to a donkey, hehe)
*laughs to death*